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Taco Dan

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The Advertising Slogan Generator
« on: September 01, 2009, 03:04:10 am »

Post things you find funny from The Advertising Slogan Generator here.
The link: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
I got one:
Good Torture Has Danish Written All Over It.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 06:06:20 am »

Reminds me of Have a Slogan
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Taco Dan

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 02:36:36 pm »

Have A Slogan gave me:
"Infant Death
It helps the hurt stop hurting"
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 02:41:01 pm »

I got "you've always got time for dwarf fortress"
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 05:10:38 pm »

Look at mah sig.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 05:31:31 pm »

Have a slogan gave me:

Penis
It takes a lickin' but it keeps on tickin'
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Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 09:39:12 pm »

The first one I got straight off the bat.

"Who Would You Have A Spoon With?"
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 09:56:23 pm »

I bet he drinks paper.
Only paper has the answer.
Let your fingers do the walking through the raptor.
We don't make Tarn Adams. We make Tarn Adams better.
Cleans your floor without Tarn Adams.
The best Tarn Adams a man can get.
You've got questions. We've got Tarn Adams. (that should seriously be bay 12's slogan.)
Uh oh, better get Tarn Adams.
Out of the strong came Tarn Adams.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Tarn Adams
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 10:05:37 pm by Dragooble »
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 10:06:42 pm »

Mormans
One size fits all.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 11:04:26 pm »

Have A Slogan gave me:
"Infant Death
It helps the hurt stop hurting"
I got

Child Abuse
Have it your way!

Great site. Got lots of hilarious results, and oddly... Some quite profound.
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 11:11:10 pm »

Obey Your Cthulhu

DO IT
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2009, 01:59:37 am »

Reminds me of Have a Slogan

Abortion:
Kid tested, Mom approved.

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Taco Dan

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2009, 04:27:11 am »

Cunnilingus:
Bet you can't have just one.

Chlamydia:
The best a man can get.

Farts:
An army of one.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2009, 04:50:32 am by Taco Dan »
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 11:24:15 am »

Poop
It's all inside
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Re: The Advertising Slogan Generator
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2009, 11:58:38 am »

Quote
To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Leafsnail.
Yeah, egotistical, I know.

How about:
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A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Flame War.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Flame War it is!
Super Flame War is Almost Here. [O, rly?]
Have Flame War Your Way.

Or:
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Just What The The Advertising Slogan Generator Ordered.

Or even:
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I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Dangerously Insane Lunatic.
Only a Fool Breaks the Dangerously Insane Lunatic. [How true]
Double the Pleasure, Double the Dangerously Insane Lunatic.
What Can a Dangerously Insane Lunatic Do for You?
More time wasted.
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