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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

We shall deliver you two, within the day we estimate that the lab shall be completely filled with cats.

[Jakkarra]

HUZZAH!

oh, make sure the cats are all the same sex. i'd rather NOT suffocate.

[RAM]

You may addRrRezz me az DoktoRrR Imvamouz. I shall be invezting in youRrR oRrRganizacion zo az to ztop ze alience from CONQUERING ZE VORLD!!! ahem, I shall be RrRequiRrRng zome ov youRrR RrReazeaRrRch to be making ze... happy zings voRrR ze childRrRenz!

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The accent probably won't last long(no, I am not consciously basing it on anything) but I think I might stick with the villain/mad scientist thing...

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Hmm... I do like happy things, but I don't like the sound of that "children". In any case, you're hired!

[Jakkarra]

The science team demands EXTRA FUNDING.

also, lackeys.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Please, lackey is such a demeaning term. Around here we call them "Igor's".

[Jakkarra]

Fine.

we need some Igors. i've drawn up the plans for a weapon that shall be known as a "Optical-based Molecular Degenerator. Pistol Class"

Just needs testin'

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Hm, sounds deadly. How does it work?

[Xotes]

Now, you see, what we need are some good old fashioned bolters. Y'know, the ones that shoot grenades. There won't be enough left of them aliens to send home in a tin can.

[Archangel]

Hey, can I be a liaison from a government, preferably Australia's? I don't really want to be a share holder. What I was thinking was like "What the bloody hell are you bastards doing? Masturbating? The aliens are swarming all over Oz damn it!"

[Jakkarra]

Oh, its just some simple refraction exercises, put through a series of Optical lenses to produce a beam of concentrated light.

This then Degenerates the molecular bonds of whatever it hits and Flash-fries the Subject's Flesh and organs.

But you can't have it yet.

Also, Xotes, are YOU a man of SCIENCE!? we cannot produce your "bolters" unless we re-write the fabric of reality (mod the game)

Besides, you already have some uncouth "rifles" at your disposal, use those.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

So, this weapon of yours shall work by firing Light Amplified by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation, does it? I've already got the perfect name for it: The Hand Zapulator!

[RAM]

I vill zuppoRrRt ze building ov ze RrRezearch vazility und ze 'iRrRing ov ze zcientiztz to develop ze death RrRayz!

[Jakkarra]

Yes, sir, the Hand Zapulator, we need someone  shall begin to designing the Logo now.

We are also working on a larger variety, with significantly more power.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Excellent. It shall be called the "medium zapulator"!