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[Bogre]

No suicides only brrraaaaaaiiinnnzz

[Aldaris]

If we turn, >Become leader of the undead hordes

[Vlynndar]

If we turn, >Become leader of the undead hordes

Then, >Thriller

[kholhaus]

YOU MAKE OP SAD WITH TALK OF SUICIDE.
ಥ_ಥ

Anyway, You take your gun to your chin, with a single gangrenous tear rolling down your peeling cheek. 'Ghoo Bah, Olr Mahh.' You pull the trigger, and blink.
~~~~~~~~~
You blink as the poor sod falls backward from the hole he put in his prefrontal cortex. Shaking your head, you say 'Poor wee bastard. He wuzna ready for this.'

NEW GAME.

Spoiler: Character Info (click to show/hide)

Name: Bill
Age: Old.
Personality: An old badass.
Misc. Info: Automatically dislikes anyone with a name starting with F.

[Akigagak]

Loot corpse.

Check Beret in mirror.
Check out Zoe's ass.

[kholhaus]

You pick through the dead guy's stuff, and loot a backpack, medkits, a pistol and ammo, a shotgun and ammo, and some sort of contraption with blips.

Standing up, you walk to the nearest mirror. You look somewhat like Sean Connery. You adjust your beret and flash a glance at the girl's buttocks.

Yes. They are indeed buttocks.

[Rashilul]

See if you can find Francis.

[kholhaus]

You have no idea who the heck 'Francis' is, and it probably isn't worth the trouble. I mean, his name starts with F!

Taking voice of reason you sit down next to the girl. Her name is Lori. You met 3 days ago. The first day of infection. She was pinned on the ground trying to push the slavering beast away. You took your Rifle from it's case and took the beast out. 'Son of a mother humper.'

[Aldaris]

>AGRESS Check if your current locations can be defended. Also check food and water supplies.

[kholhaus]

This place has been guarded for the full length of the current outbreak. Noone's gotten in or out if they were infected. You go to the back of the store and check the fridge. The fridge is full to the brim with food, as well as the mountain of canned goods beside it. Water can be accessed through the tap.

[Vlynndar]

> Director: Get tired of the impasse.

[Aldaris]

>Local water tower: Topple

[Aldaris]

>Thread: Rise from the dead as a zombie, then shamble over to nearest revive point and become a mrhcow.
(For those who don't get it, go play Urban Dead.)