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[kholhaus]

You cannot find fire with which to kill!

The old man takes out his D. Eagle and unloads a single round into the zombie's cranium. The zombie blanks, and slumps against the wall. 'Goddamn. There goes another blighter.' The old man sighed. 'It's only been 4 days and it's gotten this bahd...' 'Four days?' 'Aye. Many of the others have holed up out of the city center. I guess we're the only buggers left in this hell-hole.' 'Why don't we get to the outer city?!' 'We cannae, Stanislaus, the military, or what's left of it, walled off the inner city while they kill the stragglers. Only way in or out is if yer a VIP, or by helicopter. They don't want to risk "Mass Pandemic." I'd say this is already mass-bloody-pandemic!'

[Akigagak]

'technically, it's only a pandemic if it goes overseas.'

Leave the idiots to die and find a car.

[kholhaus]

'I dinnae care for your technical goof talk, lad.'

Shaking your head you walk out of the store. 'Hey, wheah the hell ya goin'?'
You ignore the old goat and keep walking. Obviously ignoring your earlier disputes, you try to find a car. You can't seem to find any. Some shamblers are coming this way. You could easily outrun them, but they can find you.

Run or Shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?

[Akigagak]

I think you the awnswer.
Charge and rip them to shreds, clubbing them with shotgun.

[Rashilul]

Run AND shoot.

[kholhaus]

You run towards the zombies, shotgun end in hand, and club the zombie horde! [6-3] Missing your swing, you stumble forward, one of the zombie clamps onto you! [9-3] You manage to get away from the zombie's grasp, and decide it's best to shoot them. [10-2] Backing off you flip the gun around. You aim in the general direction of the zombies and fire. The zombie's limbs are blown away in a misty red, followed by the slllllsh of guts falling through their ribcages. Conglaturation! Win is you! *Final fantasy victory theme*

[Rashilul]

*kikikikikikkikikikikikikikikikkikikiki*
Did we level up?

[kholhaus]

You gain +1 in Firearms!
You gain +1 in Melee!
You gain infection!


Wait, Shit.

On a side note, I'm thinking of starting a Space RTD. Anyone interested?
I thought posting it in RTD thread as a poll would be a waste.

[Akigagak]

Sod RTDs, focus on this.

Oh shit infection. How exactly, do we only notice now? It happened a while ago?

Return the the hospital, try to cure.

[Aldaris]

>Flip the fuck out, then run back to the other survivors, screaming.

[Akigagak]

Fine, but hospital first.

[kholhaus]

You run to the hospital and try to find a cure.
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[3-2] You can't find anything for zombies! This infection must have been quick and violent, as such there's no medical records. You feel your neck starting to itch! INFECTION RESIST! [5-2] You fail to resist and fall to your knees! You start to feel sluggish! Your eyes glaze! You think it might be best to get back to the group. You run-- shuffle, back to the barricaded clothing store! The old man sees you shuffling. You cry out for help! [8-2] You manage to mumble out some cries for help and the old man takes you inside. You explain through zombified slurrs that you were bit while looking for a vaccine of some sort. "Well, there isn't any cure lad, but me an the boyos have cukked uppa pill to delay it temporarily..."

[Rashilul]

Tell them you need the medicine. Lead medicine.

[Bogre]

BITE OLD MAN

[Archangel]

BITE OLD MAN

FUCK NO!

Make sure own gun is loaded and ready to fire. Stick own gun under chin. Say something epically awesome. Pull trigger.

Start new game.