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[Vlynndar]

Bite it's face off WITH BULLETS.

Or deliver an awesome liner about its empty eyes and how you'll kindly give him some lead ones.

[kholhaus]

(10-2) "Oh wuzzat, WUZZAT? You say you want some pretty new eyes? Why yes i'd be HAPPY to!" You shove your coilgun into the Evil of all evils's eyesocket and fire. Moments later half the zombie's head is lying on the parking lot asphalt.

[Akigagak]

Do a jig.

Then go and kick the head like a football.

[zchris13]

BLAM BLAM BLAM as if your life depended on it!

[kilakan]

curb-stop the zombie's body, into a paste.

[zchris13]

Oh. It's over already. Apperently I missed that.

What do you say about Strike a menacing pose?

[major_sephiroth]

What do you say about Strike a menacing pose?

I SAY DO IT. TWICE FOR GOOD MEASURE.

[kholhaus]

You run towards the head and kick it HARD. It flies southward, and hits another zombie in the head, killing it. You do an endzone dance all the while curb-stompin' the Deathly Pallor's corpse.

You STRIKE TWICE THE MENACING POSE! You feel Twice as Badass as Badass.

You just realized, you have no idea what you look like. OR your name. OR how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

[Vlynndar]

Don't you know your name is Stanislaus Alexander?

[zchris13]

We know we are alive, and do not want to be dead. That is good enough for us.

[kilakan]

Our name is chris, vylnndar, sephiroth, kilakan and kholhaus.  because with have severe multiple personality disorder and most of our personalities are user-names.

[major_sephiroth]

Do an Irish dance on the corpse to stomp it into oblivion!

[Akigagak]

And burn the remains.

[major_sephiroth]

And then pee on them.

[Akigagak]

Then set them on fire again.
Repeat.