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[kholhaus]

You pick up the mechanical parts, trying to think how you could weaponize it. {8-3} You start work on it and complete the grip and chamber, but you can't figure out the firing mechanism. You then set work on the other parts. {9-3} You insert the circuitboard into the crudely shaped console mechanism, and hook it all together. You flick on the device and it shows small blips on the radar... You created a Magnetic Field Detector! You wave the detector around, and it skyrockets when you wave it over the dead Gruggle.
Your Scavenge skill is increased by +1!
Your crafting skill is increased by +1!

You attach the MFDetector to the grip of the partially constructed coil-gun, slide it into your belt loop, and head outside with the carkeys. {5-2} You find a car! It seems to be in working condition, you press the unlock butto--
MREEP! MREEP! MREEP! MREEP! MREEP! MREEP! MREEP! MREEP!--Oh SHI--MREEP!

[Vlynndar]

Augh hasn't this guy played Left 4 Dead? D= Um, um, um... Silence it!

[Kashyyk]

Pick it up and throw it a long way away. then get in the car and reload.

[Vlynndar]

Pick it up and throw it a long way away. then get in the car and reload.

Wait, what's MREEPing, the key or the car? A car-alarm seems more...sensible to me. 'Course, it would make a nice stand.

[kholhaus]

The car is what's blaring.

Many a option could be executed here.

[zchris13]

Hit lock button.  Throw car.

[Vlynndar]

>Stop assuming zombies will search for blaring car alarms. Look around to see if they do. Comedic relief when they indeed do.

[Kashyyk]

press the turn off alarm button in the car. First remembering to shut the door.

[Rashilul]

Rip some of your skin off and pretend you're a zombie.

[kholhaus]

You calm down, as zombies may not necessarily come after you when the car alarm that could be heard from 2 miles away honks away.

Soon it dies down, but then, you see a puddle on the ground starting to ripple. You pale and look disbelievingly at the car and say "I hate vans."

In the distance, hundreds of zombies stepping in unison! You quickly look around, desperate for a way out.

[Rashilul]

Rip some of your skin off and pretend you're a zombie.

[kholhaus]

You hover your hands over your arms.. (4) You pansy out. It'd hurt too much, so you just scratch your arms badly, and then gnaw on the windshield.
The zombies come closer, with Shamblers and Fast Zombies in the mix. You then think this might not be the BEST of ideas. You then see some multi-armed zombies climbing over the rooftops. You shit a brick.

[Vlynndar]

>Stop. Hammertime. Well. Thriller.

Wait no. Idea. Light (Im sure we have something that makes sparks) a reasonably long trail of the oil/gas coming from the car and sneakily walk away. Laugh in glee as the car explodes and lob zombies around.

This is Hollywood, right?

[Jerick]

Roar loudly before going into a massive montage of zombie killing complete with seizure causing flashes.
Continue untill all zombies are dead.

[kholhaus]

(10-3) TEST YOUR MIGHT!

ROUND 1... READY, FIGHT!

Player punches car! Car leaks! Player shoots oil slick! Flames appear! Player kicks zombie in the head! FATALITY! Player grabs shambler and hammer-tosses it into a quick zombie! TRIPLE KILL! Player bashes through multiple zombies, shooting all the way! OVERKILL! Player dives out of the monster horde! Player counts down on non-existant watch! THE CAR EXPLODES! M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! ill! ill! ill! ....
 
 
You throw your fist into the air in victory! PLAYER WINS! FATALITY!

(Yes I did use different announcers from different games.)