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Author Topic: That Zombie Game! (Meatshie-- I mean, SURVIVORS!)  (Read 13116 times)

kilakan

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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2009, 12:49:33 pm »

Epic, elctro shot FTW.  Hum head outside and go for the weapon shop.
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« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2009, 12:57:54 pm »

You turn to go out the door. Then, you notice that your leg, is stuck again. {6+2} You get dragged across the floor, by an unseen force, then hoisted into the air, slammed into the ceiling and then whipped across the store into a wall! {7-3} You collapse onto the ground, exhausted and shocked from what just happened! Then, you see it. The zombie wasn't dead yet! It floats over the store shelves, covered in all the stuff you thought blew up. It's turned into a freaking Telekinetic Junk Golem! oh SHI-

Your upper body is badly battered!
Your ankle is sprained!
Your arm is badly bruised!
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kilakan

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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2009, 12:59:18 pm »

>SHOOT  FOR THE HEAD!!!!!, and maybe try to fight it's telekinetic powers,, making it unable to live.
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« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2009, 02:19:34 pm »

Fire at the explosive parts (if any) surrounding him.
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« Reply #79 on: September 06, 2009, 09:12:16 pm »

Empty a clip at the zombie.
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« Reply #80 on: September 06, 2009, 09:18:54 pm »

Cover yourself in tin foil.
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« Reply #81 on: September 07, 2009, 01:54:27 pm »

You raise to fire at the head but an unseen force knocks you flat into the ground! {1} Your spine is badly bruised! You then study the junk golem for anything flammable! CHANCE. {2} Nothing flammable on the golem. You then decide to just go rambo and unpredictable on the zombie! {10} You fire all you've got at the zombie! Bottles on the golem explode into miniscule shards, cutting up the zombie from within! With each shot, the power around you weakens, and you stand up! You walk toward the zombie and keep firing, while it swings it's massive arms. You duck under the oncoming train-wreck and throw a swift uppercut to the zombies exposed jaw! The Junk-Giant flips over the shelf and falls with a mammoth thud! You too vault over the shelf and land on it's chest, unloading a single slug into each eye. It's dead.

Do you want to name this zombie type? [Y/N]

If not, what do you do?
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« Reply #82 on: September 07, 2009, 01:56:50 pm »

Y, call it a Gruggle.
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kilakan

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« Reply #83 on: September 07, 2009, 01:58:12 pm »

Y, It's a Shambling Horror! Then try to heal ourselves to the best of our abilities!
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« Reply #84 on: September 07, 2009, 02:56:46 pm »

You christen it a Gruggle. Short, sweet, and incomprehensible.
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« Reply #85 on: September 07, 2009, 07:33:26 pm »

And it's the sound you make when it has you by the throat.  "Gruggle..."
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« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2009, 08:16:14 pm »

You take out your medkit once again, and swallow some painkillers for your back. {2-1} You are set into some sort of a drunken stupor from the painkillers. -1 tohit!

What do you do?
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« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2009, 08:21:08 pm »

Loot store.
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« Reply #88 on: September 09, 2009, 01:45:50 am »

You ransack the store looking for anything useful, but it seems all there is left is:

Motor from a Power-tool
Gears and things
A circuitboard from the cash register
car keys
and a coil of wire.

Oh, and some food.
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« Reply #89 on: September 09, 2009, 01:51:41 am »

McGyver time. Make a hugely overpowered coilgun from the parts. And then make something else. And maybe make them transform into eachother.

Oh, and find car the keys belong to. My guess is behind the store.
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