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[kholhaus]

You strike a menacing pose! {7-1} You feel badass.

[theevilmonk]

run outside, RUN.. like fast.. straight forward. dont stop. unless you run into something, in which case clutch broken nose in pain

[kholhaus]

You run out the front door! {encounter chance: 4+1.} you see a zombie, but it doesn't notice you and run right past it. You get outside and DASH. DASH LIKE YOU EVER WILL EVER. {EChance: 8+1, O shi-} You run right into a massive crowd of zombies. But you keep running, passing all the lunging hands. {6-2} You get stopped by a zombie, or rather, HUNDREDS. They grab at you and slow your momentum, but you keep truckin'. {10-2} You punch off the grasping zombies and keep running down the street.

And with this, I bid you good night.


>>_

[Kashyyk]

Reload your pistol while on the move and find an alley were you can funnel the zombies, all nice last stand style.

[Archangel]

You know that there will be climbing zombies that will jump down on the character, don't you?

[Kashyyk]

hmm, maybe your right about that one.

[Jetsquirrel]

>Find a lone zombie and make a falcon punch of epic proportions

[kilakan]

I agree FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

[theevilmonk]

follow up said falcon punch with a falcon kick

[kilakan]

The only thing better then a Falcon Punch, is a Falcon punch followed by falcon kick.

[kholhaus]

DEBUFF IN EFFECT: You are unskilled in the Fartial Arts.

You keep running down the street, now with a purpose. {REncounter:6+1} From the shadows, 3 zombies appear! Shambling at a slow rate, while a faster but disemboweled zombie claws at the ground to get toward you when it sees you. You decide to 'Falcon PAHWNCH' one of the zombies. {7-2}You yell and scream, in incomprehensible Japanese Imitation, then scream FARUKON.... PAAAAAAAUNCH! {3-2} You trip while setting up for the epic punch--Paunch, I mean, and merely only tap the zombie on the shoulder. You then stumble back up and set for a Falcon Kick! {9-2} You yell Fal-con-KICK! and knee-kick one of the zombies in the stomach! The Zombie catches on fire and falls to the ground in a crumpled mess!!

Skills!

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You are competent with small firearms. (0)
You are unskilled in unarmed combat. (-1)
You are unskilled in Fartial Arts. (-1)
You are unskilled in Minor Treatments. (-1)
You are unskilled in Beautician Skills. (-1)
Any skill to do with Perception is lowered by -1. YOUR EARDRUMS ARE RUPTURED!

[zchris13]

SHORT-HOP THE ELECTRIC KNEE!!!
If you don't know what that means, it's a Super Smash Bros Brawl technique.  IT OWNS

[kholhaus]

DEBUFFS IN EFFECT: You are untrained in fictional moves. You are not imbued with electrical power.

You focus your mind intensely, focusing on that one awesome move you saw while playing super smash bros. {10-3}! You shortly hop, then electric knee-kick the other zombie IN THE HEART. The Zombie's ribs puncture it's heart, spraying epic gore all over your face! YOU SCREAM AS THE ELECTRIC JOLT CHANNELS FROM YOU TO THE ZOMBIE, CAUSING IT TO SPASM IN A MANNER THAT WOULD PUT AN EPILEPTIC TO SHAME!  It falls to the ground, still alive, but half fried. You smell Zombified Bacon. The Other zombies attack! They lunge at you! {5+1} The standing zombie claws at your arm, causing it to sting in pain! It is your non-shooting arm. PAIN ROLL! {4-1} You gasp in pain and drop your gun! Clutching your arm, you eye the grounded zombie. {6+1} It grabs you on the leg and bites through your pants! PAIN ROLL! {3-1} You 'argh' in pain and fall down, beside the de-legged zombie. INFECTION ROLL! {96}

Infection Rolls are based on a secret code. Once you get advanced medical, this will become apparent to you.

[zchris13]

Shoot things.  Or break dance fight, either one. Preferably shoot things.

[kholhaus]

You reach for your pistol! {4-1} You are almost at the handle when the zombie kicks it away! You decide it's time to bring out your horrible dancing moves! {4-1} You fail at hurting the zombies with your dancing, but you do cut your other arm. PAIN ROLL! {9+1} You get over the cut, with incontrollable RAEHG. You punch at the two zombies in the face! {4+3+2!} The zombies' faces EXPLODE with terminal velocity, as you grab the insides of their skulls, rip out their brains, then kick them into the sky! You grab your pistol and line the sights with the two distant FJ's. (Lol Sailor joke) and then shoot, the two zombies EXPLODE SPONTANUOSLY, guts and giblets raining down on the street! VICTORY!

You are now a minor badass. 1+ to every badass move.

Around you, now that you've calmed down, is a general store, a warehouse, a barricaded cellar NEAR the warehouse, and an gun store.