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[kholhaus]

You grasp the soap. It slips out of your hand. You go to pick it up, but you slip and fall. Your left elbow is banged! Your arm feels funny! -1 to hit.

You leave the bar of soap and go to get a glass of water. Conveniently placed next to the tap is a glass. You firmly grasp it, and take a drink of water from the tap. You are fully refreshed!

[Squeegy]

It's nothin' personal bro, I just think it's kinda sad that there have been two-three zombie games since I made mine and they all took my settings.

[kholhaus]

Yeah I figured that.
Though this is a generic zombie game.
Hint at the 'That Zombie Game' Title.

Sorry if I disappointed you or something.

[kholhaus]

You hear a moan from outside the front door. Then banging. SUDDENLY, THE DOOR BREAKS OPEN, AND TWO ZOMBIES STUMBLE OUT, AND THEY'RE FAST BUGGERS!

[Vlynndar]

What? We're getting those already? Oshi~

Um. Fire? Preferably real fire, but I suppose firing at them works too.

[Rashilul]

Smear lipstick all over yourself and pretend you're a vampire.

[Kashyyk]

Smear lipstick all over yourself and pretend you're a vampire.

Shoot the zombies!!

[kilakan]

Moan back and say "Braaaaiiiiinnnnnssss" to see if they go away, if they don't SHOOT THEM!!!

[kholhaus]

You shoot at the fast zombie buggers, with only 6 bullets left. You hit one of the should-not-be-running-like-a-race-horse corpses in the leg, causing it to collapse face-first, breaking it's nose in the process. It screams and wiggles around, and then starts scrabbling at you by pulling itself along the floor. The other zombie, gets hit in the arm, causing it to stumble backward, and scream with such high-pitch it shatters the windows!

Your ears start to bleed! (-1 to perception.)

You try to reach for and take out some lipstick, but you fumble and drop it on the floor, failing miserably.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

INVENTORY:
a) 9mm Pistol [4/7]
b) 9mm clips x2 [10/14]
c) medkit
-Roll of gauze 100%
-pack of bandaids
-needle
-thread
-painkillers
d)cosmetics kit

(now implementing dice rolls. -1 now, since difficulty curve is at Dwarf Fortress.)

[kilakan]

well if it's -1, at least we can't over shoot, haha

[kholhaus]

Okay, so, d10 is what i'm using.

Lowest I can make negatives go due to difficulty curve is 5 out of d10. In other words, It's harsh.

TIPS N JUNK. V2!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-Some ways to heighten the natural roll is through either training it, or using a special item, like a drug or equipment.
-Doing things that you don't have qualifications for results in an auto-negative of -1. Again, this is Reality coming into effect.
-Try not to get bitten.
-I WILL TAKE THE FIRST POST REGARDLESS! If any reparations or more sensible choices are made afterwards, I shall do it. So TYPE QUICKLY, AND SMARTLY! I can smell loopholes.
-Since Reality is on normal settings, anything nonsensical or just not possible, will result in -5. On highest diff. curve, this will result in Morbid Failure. A fatal injury, or destruction of key-objects may occur.
-I will debuff rolls for Difficulty Curve (max -5.), disadvantages, 1-on-x odds, context attribute debuffs, unskilled and depending on whether or not you are critically hurt.
-Oh and one more thing, This is a generic zombie game. You will see humor.

Edit'd because I hated that joke and I'm nice. 

[kholhaus]

OH and uh, If you don't post every once and a while, I force time to go forward.

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The scrabbling zombie tries to get close to you. {4-1} The scrabbling zombie fails to get anywhere close to you with it's arms. The zombie that you shot in the arm tries to get over the bullet in it's extremity. {8+1! Epic Success!} The Zombie bites into it's own arm, and rips it out. It spits the heated slug into the ground! It screams at you like a prepubescent boy and starts charging again! {6+1! Major Success!} It lunges at you! DODGE! {3-2, YOU FAIL!} The Zombie is too quick, and tackles you to the ground! In failing the dodge, you sprained your ankle! (-1 to speed.) Retaliation! {8-1} You jam the gun into the crazed zombie's mouth and fire! It kills the zombie, sending it flumping backwards!

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[tehstefan]

Fire at the other one!

[kholhaus]

You aim your smoking barrel at the scrabbling zombie, which is currently struggling. You are a regular gun-slinger now, so this should be easy...should. {8-1!} You fire at the zombie, and just for the heck of it, god decides the zombie should attempt to dodge. {Natural 10?!} THE ZOMBIE GOES ALL MATRIX, AND LEAPS TOWARDS THE BULLET! IT GRABS THE BULLET IN FREAKING MID AIR WITH IT'S TEETH, AND IS SENT INTO A SPIN FROM THE MOMENTUM OF THE BULLET! HOLY-- THE SPINNING ZOMBIE LETS GO OF THE BULLET AT THE RIGHT MOMENT AND THE BULLET CATAPULTS TOWARDS YOU, AND TURNS THE ZOMBIE INTO A BLOODY MIST FROM THE SHOCKWAVE! DODGEYOUIDIOT! {10-2!} You flip out of the way of the bullet, all neo-like, and the bullet hits the floor. Ho-ly-shit. What is this I don't even...

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[theevilmonk]

strike menacing pose