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[kholhaus]

You run and scream, all around the room, firing wildy at the Zombie (dammit, quick posting skills win.) You run in a strafing circle in the room, screaming like a little girl all the time. The bullets hit the zombie in the hand, tearing it off, 2 other bullets miss, and another hits it dead in the middle of it's forehead.

It's dead. But you wasted 2 bullets, Einstein.

>>_

[zchris13]

Hide behind the couch.
Calm down.

[Kashyyk]

And reload a new clip, keeping the old one.

[Squeegy]

So you go into settings and find that there are no such options.
Options are:
Zombies - low/mediocre/plentiful
Zombie strength - weak/normal/burly/ohgoditseatingmyface
People - none/low/medium/Metropolis
Military - Off/On
Milt. Forces - Militia/Police/Swat/Navy SEALS!
Supplies - low/medium/freaking super market.
Difficulty curve - completely retarded/meh/fun/ugh, so hard!/Throwyourcontrolleratthewall/I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

OH COME ON

[zchris13]

Dude. Exit to settings.  Change military strength to French

[kholhaus]

Squeegy, you REALLY think I would go into a zombie game without having settings?

I mean, If there were no settings, I'd tear them up in the first round.

"You wake up in a roo-- OH GOD ZOMBIE.

DEAD. GAME OVER. FOREVER."

EDIT:

~~~~~
You calm down at the dead zombie, and decide to hide behind the couch. Only there isn't a couch. IT'S AN EMPTY ROOM! Noticing you just used up bullets, you organize your clips and then reload a full clip into your gun.

You also try to exit to settings, but then you realise this is real life. Seriously.

[zchris13]

">Look doors" please.

EDIT: How many doors, where are they?

[Rashilul]

You also decide to turn off zombies, because they are so drab.
So you go into settings and find that there are no such options.
Options are:
Zombies - low/mediocre/plentiful
Zombie strength - weak/normal/burly/ohgoditseatingmyface
People - none/low/medium/Metropolis
Military - Off/On
Milt. Forces - French/Militia/Police/Swat/Navy SEALS!
Supplies - low/medium/freaking super market.
Difficulty curve - completely retarded/meh/fun/ugh, so hard!/Throwyourcontrolleratthewall/I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!/Dwarf Fortress

[Squeegy]

Yeah well thanks for making your own settings. I can see I'm going to have to take legal action.

EDIT: Lawsuit settled out of court.

[kholhaus]

You look at the doors in the room.

BATHROOM DOOR
-----------------
It is wooden.
It is crafted from Mahogany.
It is severely broken.
There is zombie giblets covering the broken area.

FRONT DOOR
-------------
It is wooden.
It is crafted from Mahogany.
It has a peephole installed.
It is in top quality.

>>_

EDIT:
(OOC)

WHAT.

There's no way that can be real, but since I'm polite, I'll change options.

[Squeegy]

I called in favors.

[Kashyyk]

>Enter bathroom ready for more zombies

>Shoot Zombies

>Collect any medical supplies possible

[Rashilul]

>collect any facial supplies too

[kholhaus]

If it's fake, I call forgery.

But onwards, my stallions!

You enter the bathroom, gun at the ready, and open the broken door. You jump in, and look for zombies. In your excitement, you shot off a bullet. Nice going. Did I mention that this is a bathroom in an apartment? You search through the cabinets under the sink, and grab a first-aid kit. Full to the brim. It has a roll of gauze at 100%, a pack of bandages, painkillers, and a needle with thread.

You also grab some makeup. You feel for some odd reason you're gonna need it.

>>_

[zchris13]

Grab the soap.

And get a drink of water.  Relieve yourself, all that jazz.