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Author Topic: That Zombie Game! (Meatshie-- I mean, SURVIVORS!)  (Read 13106 times)

kholhaus

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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #120 on: September 12, 2009, 08:36:22 pm »

Painkillers are your Holy Grail.

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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #121 on: September 12, 2009, 08:41:05 pm »

If your avatar wasn't Jay, I'd call you wei-

Why is your avatar Jay? That's weird

Oh, and go Zombie hunting, I suppose.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #122 on: September 12, 2009, 09:41:27 pm »

Yeah. Hopefully outside of the hospital.  We don't want any sort of crazy zombie mutant patients with crazy side effects from their medications when they were infected attacking us.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #123 on: September 13, 2009, 02:55:15 pm »

zchris, you just jinxed it.

Feeling done here, you take your Ibuprofen and walk exitwards. You then hear a scrabbling, scratching sound. You turn towards the sound, but can't seem to see anything. Shrugging it off, you head outside into the parking lot. You hear the scratching sound again and whip around, this time knowing you heard something. You reach for your railgun, when something dashes behind you. You don't see what it was, but you think it was on all fours. You aim your gun where you thought you saw it. Behind a pile of boxes across the lot. You train your gun on possible exits. You stare at the box for the longest while, and then blink. The zombie is right in front of you. On all fours.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #124 on: September 13, 2009, 02:57:35 pm »

Shit a brick and fire wildly at the zombie.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #125 on: September 13, 2009, 06:40:01 pm »

Fire wildly, THEN shit a brick.  If it's that fast, we don't have time to take a dump first.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #126 on: September 13, 2009, 06:57:59 pm »

Actually, I've seen this before.
Have we any pep-pills.

The important is to NOT CLOSE OUR EYES.

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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #127 on: September 13, 2009, 07:05:33 pm »

Take enough speed to kill a horse then pull out twin pistols and run through the streets shooting anything zombie-like, it's like 300 meets matrix.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #128 on: September 15, 2009, 06:16:29 am »

Staring deathmatch.

Also, click.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #129 on: September 15, 2009, 03:22:53 pm »

It's a banshee!! Run around in random directions if it tries to pounce on you!
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #130 on: September 15, 2009, 03:28:26 pm »

1. I didn't wail. So it's not a banshee.
2. From kholhaus' post, it only moves when we're not looking at it. So just staring at it then shooting it is the best plan.

Ha. Plan.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #131 on: September 16, 2009, 12:18:46 am »

You decide to stare at it, making sure you don't blink, and aim your gun right at it's head. (4-3) You look directly at the zombie, staring into it's eyes. There's so  thi g about t em you c  '  q ite pla e yo r mi d on. It's a m st as if it'  d l ting your m nd. You're lost in the zombie's eyes as it moans eerily and lowly, reminding you of your childhood. Playing Ocarina of Time. Facing the infamous nightmare inducing, Re-dead. The zombie approaches, almost gliding across the ground.

NOTE: No I will NOT go there.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2009, 12:38:50 am »

Run, run as far away as possible for once the re-dead are here there is no god.
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« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2009, 01:09:08 am »

WILLPOWER CHECK. (8-3) You manage to slightly know what's going on. You unfreeze and see the zombie coming towards you, moaning horribly with it's eye sockets empty. Horrified, you try to scream, but can't! (10-8) You manage to break the hypnotic gaze from the Shambling Horror, and stumble backward. The screaming stops. ENEMY CHECK. (7+2) You're suddenly on your back, winded, with the eyeless monstrosity hovering just above your face, moaning. You Shat a Brack.
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Re: That Zombie Game! (Zombie Apocalypse, Now with WTFaction!)
« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2009, 02:47:23 am »

Shoot for you life! Or bite it's face off!
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