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[Sensei]

Welcome to SPACE SHIP GAME!

You don't remember your name right now.

You are in your space ship, which has a laser.

You have a space suit, one month's disgusting rations, and a jumpsuit.

You may choose three other items to have, and your name.

>_

[Zorgn]

Items:
Universal Translator, Laser Rifle, Towel.

Name:
Xchagger.

[Jack_Bread]

Name: Manny James
Items: 1lb of weed, a lighter, a shank

[WorkerDrone]

Name: Jason Wander
Items: ToT Bot (Intelligent Tactical Advantage Robot the size of a small dog. Looks like an oversized metallic roach.) Laser Rifle, Universal Translator.

[Strife26]

Strife

Strife's Trenchcoat
Strife's KM-14
The entire third army.
A bag of holding filled with an infinite supply of root beer.

[Sensei]

You stumble around, taking the lampshade off your head. In your glove compartment you find a name tag: Justin Chagger. Fixing it clumsily to your suit, you also find:

1lb of Weed, for universal translation
A towel
A shank

You may now:
Move in a compass direction
Light some weed on the the sparking wire hanging from the cieling
Wear your towel as a cape
Try to use the radio

A monitor indicates your shields are at 10 megawatts.

[WorkerDrone]

Space is three dimensional.

[Jack_Bread]

Wear the towel as a shoe.

[WorkerDrone]

Reset command options to something not entirely freaking ridiculous.

EDIT: Actually, lets go with the sane one. Use the radio.

[Sensei]

You wrap the towel around your foot, and gaze out in space, seeing that all the stars are laid out in a flat plane.

You turn on your radio. It says "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!" and you can't turn it off.

You have:
1lb of Weed, for universal translation
A towel
A shank
And a radio that says "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!" that you can't seem to turn off.

You may now:
Move in a compass direction
Light some weed on the the sparking wire hanging from the ceiling
take off the towel
Try to break the radio

A monitor indicates your shields are at 10 megawatts.

[WorkerDrone]

Stab your shank into the radio.

Hope it blows up.

[Jack_Bread]

Light that radio up and take a hit from it.

[Phantom]

Go into a mad frenzy and destroy the radio by
-Kicking while screaming
-Punching while screaming
-Defecating
-Urinating
-Stabbing
-Weed fire

[Sensei]

You do this to the radio:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It doesn't work, but the sound IS a little fuzzier and more annoying. Then you decide to light up.


You have:
1lb of Weed, for universal translation
A towel
A shank
And a radio that says "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!" that you can't seem to turn off, it's all static-y.

You may now:
Move in a compass direction
Light some weed on the the sparking wire hanging from the ceiling
take off the towel
Try to break the radio

A monitor indicates your shields are at 10 megawatts.
You are a little baked.

[Jack_Bread]

Take a few more hits.