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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 23999 times)

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #360 on: September 10, 2009, 03:23:31 pm »

Your sanity personality hums, you see a picture in your mind, oh wait thats just Sanity.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #361 on: September 10, 2009, 03:29:51 pm »

> Do the Truffle Shuffle.

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #362 on: September 10, 2009, 03:30:51 pm »

Your sanity gland seems confused for a moment, and converses with the other gland.
Who voted for Banjo and Sub Zero!?
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #363 on: September 10, 2009, 07:00:26 pm »

> Do the Truffle Shuffle.
Shuffle a truffle. Your shoulders are still bleeding.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #364 on: September 10, 2009, 11:31:04 pm »

What?
Constrict the blood vessels going there.
rip one unimportant clothing article and tie it around the bleeding.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #365 on: September 10, 2009, 11:43:00 pm »

What?
Constrict the blood vessels going there.
rip one unimportant clothing article and tie it around the bleeding.
You tear some cloth off of your shirt and wrap in around your shoulders.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #366 on: September 11, 2009, 02:03:44 am »

>SEIZURE.

>Run out into snow, and go whichever way your imaginary sanity gland guy went.

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #367 on: September 12, 2009, 05:15:26 am »

> Preform first aid on self.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #368 on: September 12, 2009, 12:45:06 pm »

> Preform first aid on self.
You've already done everything you can do.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #369 on: September 12, 2009, 01:02:15 pm »

>Fondly Regard Creation

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #370 on: September 12, 2009, 01:05:42 pm »

> Perform every MSPA Problem Sleuth action ever, from the first to the last.
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #371 on: September 12, 2009, 02:16:47 pm »

> Perform every MSPA Problem Sleuth action ever, from the first to the last.
22 chapters later...Man you're awesome! But you're still stuck in the house with a blizzard outside. Guess you imagined it all.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #372 on: September 12, 2009, 02:40:38 pm »

> stop ignoring Awesome-sauce gland.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #373 on: September 12, 2009, 02:42:38 pm »

> stop ignoring Awesome-sauce gland.
Only if it stops being awesome-sauce.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #374 on: September 12, 2009, 02:43:50 pm »

Sanity Gland Agrees.
But also never listen to the Awesome Sauce Gland again.
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