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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22699 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #330 on: September 06, 2009, 08:48:55 pm »

Alright, im done with being a being of thought, im materializing.
Phantom The Paladin: Break through the door, give person better clothes
Somebody bursts through your door, gives you some warm clothes, and runs off giggling.
>Look around the town, ignore Phantom.
You can barely see five feet in this blizzard, let alone look around town.
Spoiler: inventory (click to show/hide)
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #331 on: September 06, 2009, 08:55:47 pm »

"Well, that was strange, im gonna look for the bar"
Look for Bar
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #332 on: September 06, 2009, 09:09:04 pm »

"Well, that was strange, im gonna look for the bar"
Look for Bar

Phantom the paladin goes to the bar gets drunk, and has a such a hangover that he gets vaporized and reappears in your head.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #333 on: September 06, 2009, 09:12:12 pm »

Dammit, Materialize.
Note to self, never get drunk, break fourth wall, enter Bay 12, desecrate forum game
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #334 on: September 07, 2009, 01:28:13 am »

>Walk to the bar.

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #335 on: September 07, 2009, 08:08:51 am »

> Talk to the bar.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #336 on: September 07, 2009, 08:49:17 am »

Dammit, Materialize.
Note to self, never get drunk, break fourth wall, enter Bay 12, desecrate forum game
>Walk to the bar.
> Talk to the bar.
You have no idea where it could be in this blizzard.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #337 on: September 07, 2009, 09:38:52 am »

> Call upon your friends, the Snow Elementals to guide you to the bar.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #338 on: September 07, 2009, 11:23:12 am »

IM STILL TIRED OF BEING AN OBJECT OF THOUGHT!
Materialize, Cast Immune to Plane Shift.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 11:31:11 am by Phantom »
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #339 on: September 07, 2009, 11:38:40 am »

Ask around for the bar

Jervous

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #340 on: September 07, 2009, 01:46:12 pm »

>Tear off one of your floorboards and begin digging downwards with anything that resembles a shovel or just a shovel.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #341 on: September 07, 2009, 06:43:02 pm »

>observe map
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #342 on: September 07, 2009, 07:38:35 pm »

> Call upon your friends, the Snow Elementals to guide you to the bar.
You don't remember any snow elementals.
IM STILL TIRED OF BEING AN OBJECT OF THOUGHT!
Materialize, Cast Immune to Plane Shift.
Something in your head sounds discontent.
Ask around for the bar
You ask all your household objects about where the bar is but none of them answer. Rude.
>Tear off one of your floorboards and begin digging downwards with anything that resembles a shovel or just a shovel.
With some work you tear out a floorboard and start digging with it.
>observe map
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You are cold.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #343 on: September 07, 2009, 07:48:59 pm »

Arrrg. If I can't get back to the real world, I will switch to one of my Alternate People!
John Frenzyguard Bowman: Look
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Jervous

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #344 on: September 07, 2009, 07:53:51 pm »

>Dig a large hole and break the floorboards into firewood. Make a campfire and begin rubbing wood together to try and make a fire underground.
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