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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22791 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is revived
« Reply #315 on: September 06, 2009, 12:50:42 am »

You are standing in the middle of a house. You do not remember anything. What do you do >_

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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is revived
« Reply #316 on: September 06, 2009, 07:24:21 am »

Bitchin'

>Find Wilson, he MUST have survived.

Jackrabbit

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Re: Text adventure is revived
« Reply #317 on: September 06, 2009, 07:25:44 am »

>look around more
>if there's time, actively attempt to remove underwear without removing pants and place underwear on head.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure is revived
« Reply #318 on: September 06, 2009, 08:06:37 am »

>Equip the missile launcher you are standing on.
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is revived
« Reply #319 on: September 06, 2009, 01:43:08 pm »

Bitchin'

>Find Wilson, he MUST have survived.
You have no knowledge of this "Wilson" character.
>look around more
>if there's time, actively attempt to remove underwear without removing pants and place underwear on head.
You look around. You see a table with a map on it right beside you, a door to the S, a bed to the NE, a fireplace to the N, and a small hammer to the NW.
You aren't wearing any underwear.
>Equip the missile launcher you are standing on.
You attempt to equip the floor but fail.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #320 on: September 06, 2009, 01:57:31 pm »

>Read map, turn over map and read other side of map, look at hammer.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #321 on: September 06, 2009, 02:02:44 pm »

Im baack.
Look around you idiot, stop acting insane, look for an exit, inspect it, go through.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #322 on: September 06, 2009, 02:06:15 pm »

>Decide to remove Phlegm from nostrils.


Call the mass "Charles".

also, pick up map, hammer and the Bedclothes.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #323 on: September 06, 2009, 02:17:04 pm »

>Read map, turn over map and read other side of map, look at hammer.
You read the map
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You seem to be on the red dot.
You look at the hammer
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it looks like more of a mallet than a hammer
Im baack.
Look around you idiot, stop acting insane, look for an exit, inspect it, go through.
You look around again for some reason. You see a table with a map on it right beside you, a door to the S, a bed to the NE, a fireplace to the N, and a small hammer to the NW. You haven't been acting insane at all. You go through a door. You are in a small town. There is a blizzard outside.
>Decide to remove Phlegm from nostrils.


Call the mass "Charles".

also, pick up map, hammer and the Bedclothes.

You are unable to remember what phlegm is.
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« Last Edit: September 06, 2009, 08:49:15 pm by Rashilul »
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #324 on: September 06, 2009, 02:17:59 pm »

head sw to the black dot
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #325 on: September 06, 2009, 02:19:07 pm »

>Weave Own hair into a braid.

>call mass "Lucas"

Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #326 on: September 06, 2009, 02:23:46 pm »

head sw to the black dot

> But first, check time period and perhaps warm up by the fire first.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #327 on: September 06, 2009, 03:09:26 pm »

head sw to the black dot
head sw to the black dot

> But first, check time period and perhaps warm up by the fire first.
You think it is in the winter. You head inside and look at your fireplace.
Inside of it you find several logs and a tinder box.
>Weave Own hair into a braid.

>call mass "Lucas"
You don't know how to braid hair.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2009, 07:49:58 pm by Rashilul »
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #328 on: September 06, 2009, 08:09:49 pm »

Alright, im done with being a being of thought, im materializing.
Phantom The Paladin: Break through the door, give person better clothes
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Jervous

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #329 on: September 06, 2009, 08:33:00 pm »

>Look around the town, ignore Phantom.
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