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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 23816 times)

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #300 on: September 03, 2009, 12:10:32 pm »
Myself
> Jump in front of the demon shouting 'Nooooooooooooo!' and take the blade for him.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #301 on: September 03, 2009, 12:16:48 pm »
> break fourth wall.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #302 on: September 03, 2009, 12:21:23 pm »
> Escape to TvTropes. PHANTOM HAS NO POWER THERE!
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Jetsquirrel

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #303 on: September 03, 2009, 01:11:47 pm »
lol
> Free mind of phantom's grasp
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #304 on: September 03, 2009, 01:35:40 pm »
>scream like little girl and Run wherever Wilson instructs.

>flail wildly.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #305 on: September 03, 2009, 02:12:52 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 03, 2009, 12:02:23 pm
LISTEN TO ME MAN! I HAVE GOTTEN YOU THIS FAR, DO NOT MAKE ME DIVIDE BY ZERO AND BREAK THE WORLD!
You don't listen.
Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 03, 2009, 12:07:24 pm
>Fart
You are unable to fart.
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 03, 2009, 12:07:47 pm
> SHUT UP PHANTOM, EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE MADE OUR LIFE WORSE SOMEHOW! WE WERE PERFECTLY HAPPY IN THAT CELL, CHANTING!
You somehow agree that you were more happy when you had both hands
Quote from: Phantom on September 03, 2009, 12:09:20 pm
Im taking matters into my own hands
Myself
>Break through the door and drive my katana through the demons soul bodily organs
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 03, 2009, 12:10:32 pm
Myself
> Jump in front of the demon shouting 'Nooooooooooooo!' and take the blade for him.
You miss both the demon and yourself.
Quote from: Armok on September 03, 2009, 12:16:48 pm
> break fourth wall.
You break the fourth wall and tell everyone to stop speaking in caps.
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 03, 2009, 12:21:23 pm
> Escape to TvTropes. PHANTOM HAS NO POWER THERE!
You are unable to escape to TvTropes
Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 03, 2009, 01:11:47 pm
lol
> Free mind of phantom's grasp
Phantom is still grasping the mind.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 03, 2009, 01:35:40 pm
>scream like little girl and Run wherever Wilson instructs.

>flail wildly.
You run like a little girl in a circle while flailing wildly.
The demon looks confused.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #306 on: September 03, 2009, 03:27:55 pm »
> well then, DEMON! what do you want?

> Backflip.
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Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #307 on: September 03, 2009, 03:30:20 pm »
> Hug demon in a friendly fashion! ^_^

> If it's a tentacle demon, change "friendly" in the above sentence to something even more context appropriate.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #308 on: September 03, 2009, 04:19:42 pm »
Quote from: Armok on September 03, 2009, 03:30:20 pm
> Hug demon in a friendly fashion! ^_^

> If it's a tentacle demon, change "friendly" in the above sentence to something even more context appropriate.

Sensual.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #309 on: September 03, 2009, 04:22:21 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 03, 2009, 03:27:55 pm
> well then, DEMON! what do you want?

> Backflip.
You do a backflip.
Quote from: Armok on September 03, 2009, 03:30:20 pm
> Hug demon in a friendly fashion! ^_^

> If it's a tentacle demon, change "friendly" in the above sentence to something even more context appropriate.
You hug the demon in a friendly fashion. You catch on fire.
The demon tries to punch you but misses.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #310 on: September 04, 2009, 01:43:39 am »
Take off socks.
Discard them.
At demon.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #311 on: September 04, 2009, 05:35:40 pm »
Quote from: Vlynndar on September 04, 2009, 01:43:39 am
Take off socks.
Discard them.
At demon.
You fail to take off your imaginary socks and throw them at the demon. The demon punches you. You die. I'm bored.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
« Reply #312 on: September 04, 2009, 06:38:58 pm »
>wake up from Hallucination.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
« Reply #313 on: September 04, 2009, 06:43:17 pm »
Screw this, im Materializing into the real world.
Materialize
Equip M4
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
« Reply #314 on: September 04, 2009, 06:43:55 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 04, 2009, 06:38:58 pm
>wake up from Hallucination.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're dead.
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