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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22873 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #270 on: September 03, 2009, 12:34:20 am »

LOOK FOR A TORCH WITH WHICH TO BURN EVERYTHING... or cookies
OR,

Act like a goblin. Smear vomit on your face.
You doubt these are good ideas while facing down the short man army.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #271 on: September 03, 2009, 12:35:06 am »

Use SONIC BOOM on everyone
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #272 on: September 03, 2009, 12:38:21 am »

Use SONIC BOOM on everyone
You fail miserably. A short man grabs your third joint, second finger, right hand and locks it.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #273 on: September 03, 2009, 12:40:05 am »

Stab mans head
Enter Martial Trance
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kholhaus

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #274 on: September 03, 2009, 12:43:54 am »

Leave Martial Trance, as we aren't dwarves. It will drive us BEARDY!

Now for a bit of INsanity INgeniousness! Say you have 'Nothing' in your pockets, see their reaction, and raise your hands in the air, to make yourself look bigger.
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Kholhaus has been inspired recently.
Kholhaus has lost a favorite to tragedy recently.

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #275 on: September 03, 2009, 12:45:07 am »

Enter Matrix Trance
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #276 on: September 03, 2009, 12:49:15 am »

Stab mans head
Enter Martial Trance
You miss the man and fail to enter a martial trance.
Leave Martial Trance, as we aren't dwarves. It will drive us BEARDY!

Now for a bit of INsanity INgeniousness! Say you have 'Nothing' in your pockets, see their reaction, and raise your hands in the air, to make yourself look bigger.
You say you have 'nothing' in your pockets. The short men don't seem to care.
You raise your arms to make yourself look bigger. The short men don't seem to care. The wrestler breaks your third joint, second finger, right hand. An Axeman chops your left hand off.
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #277 on: September 03, 2009, 12:50:18 am »

> Call the Snowman to rescue you.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #278 on: September 03, 2009, 12:50:47 am »

Enter Matrix Trance
You become slightly better at dodging. You dodge a hammerman.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #279 on: September 03, 2009, 12:51:40 am »

> Call the Snowman to rescue you.
You call upon the snowman to rescue you. Nothing happens. A swordsman misses you.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #280 on: September 03, 2009, 12:52:40 am »

Scream In Pain
  Scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to closest man wearing completely black and holding a sword
  Fall down hole
  Fall onto the Millenium Falcon Century Eagle
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #281 on: September 03, 2009, 12:59:44 am »

Scream In Pain
  Scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to closest man wearing completely black and holding a sword
  Fall down hole
  Fall onto the Millenium Falcon Century Eagle
You scream in pain but can find no one in black and wielding a sword. You fall down onto the Century Eagle a pit full of tortured tall, skinny people and demons.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #282 on: September 03, 2009, 01:01:13 am »

Enter Holy Trance
Send These Demons Back To Hell
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #283 on: September 03, 2009, 01:13:49 am »

Enter Holy Trance
Send These Demons Back To Hell
You fail to enter a holy trance.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #284 on: September 03, 2009, 01:16:31 am »

Enter Holy Trance
Enter Ninja Trance
Enter Firery Trance
Enter Deadly Trance
Enter Badass Trance
Kill the demons
Fall down pit into earth during Tiberium Crisis




Keep Trying if we fail any of these
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