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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22881 times)

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #225 on: September 02, 2009, 06:05:15 pm »
> DO NOT FUCKING EAT WILSON.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #226 on: September 02, 2009, 06:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 06:02:50 pm
Use
↓ ↘ → + P
or
toward, down, down-toward + punch
Against door

The badass gland dumps the Jakkara gland in irradiated water
You do a five-fingered punch against the door. Your hand starts bleeding.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #227 on: September 02, 2009, 06:14:13 pm »
Quote from: Armok on September 02, 2009, 06:03:39 pm
> eat winson.
You eat winson but keep 'Wilson' close at hand.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #228 on: September 02, 2009, 06:17:22 pm »
> Never eat wilson. the part of the brain that would control doing that has a hemmorhage.

> Ask Wilson's opinion.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #229 on: September 02, 2009, 06:22:25 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 06:17:22 pm
> Never eat wilson. the part of the brain that would control doing that has a hemmorhage.

> Ask Wilson's opinion.
Wilson tells you to chant pants, pants, pants, pants, aaaaaaaand trousers.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #230 on: September 02, 2009, 06:26:00 pm »
> Do as Wilson instructs.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #231 on: September 02, 2009, 06:37:48 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 06:26:00 pm
> Do as Wilson instructs.
The door cracks open. A short, bearded man peers out and asks you "Are you with the traders? Have you brought us pants?"
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #232 on: September 02, 2009, 06:39:19 pm »
> "yes"

"hey! i remember you!" *beat man up and steal earwax*
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #233 on: September 02, 2009, 07:06:05 pm »
"I have socks."
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #234 on: September 02, 2009, 07:13:48 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 06:39:19 pm
> "yes"

"hey! i remember you!" *beat man up and steal earwax*
You don't seem to remember him.
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 07:06:05 pm
"I have socks."
You tell him you have socks. A short man with an even longer beard comes to the door and beckons you in.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #235 on: September 02, 2009, 07:19:19 pm »
Tell dwarves that the fortress is gonna flood and carp coming with it.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #236 on: September 02, 2009, 07:23:18 pm »
> earwax looting Spree.

>look around inside of place.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #237 on: September 02, 2009, 07:24:00 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 07:19:19 pm
Tell dwarves that the fortress is gonna flood and carp coming with it.
What dwarfs?
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #238 on: September 02, 2009, 07:24:47 pm »
Tell bearded men that the hole is gonna flood and carp is coming with it.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #239 on: September 02, 2009, 07:26:39 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 07:24:47 pm
Tell bearded men that the hole is gonna flood and carp is coming with it.
They don't believe you. The long-bearded man seems to be waiting for you to say something.
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