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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22948 times)

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #180 on: September 02, 2009, 02:35:04 pm »
> take earwax from all living creatures we come across.

wilson is to be listened to.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #181 on: September 02, 2009, 02:35:07 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:32:39 pm
>feed chickens
You feed the chickens for three hours. They return to their coops. You feel hungry. You see how dirty the house is and remember the old woman's words.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #182 on: September 02, 2009, 02:35:31 pm »
Clean house
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #183 on: September 02, 2009, 02:36:01 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:35:04 pm
> take earwax from all living creatures we come across.

wilson is to be listened to.
You note this.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #184 on: September 02, 2009, 02:36:51 pm »
> Eat underwear.

> clean house with Excretement.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #185 on: September 02, 2009, 02:37:17 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:35:31 pm
Clean house
You spend ten hours cleaning the house which is surprisingly big. You feel extremely hungry.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #186 on: September 02, 2009, 02:38:13 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 02, 2009, 02:36:51 pm
> Eat underwear.

> clean house with Excretement.
You aren't wearing any. The house is already clean.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #187 on: September 02, 2009, 02:38:23 pm »
CHeck Inventory
Look for food
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #188 on: September 02, 2009, 02:40:09 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:38:23 pm
CHeck Inventory
Look for food

You look for something edible.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2009, 09:46:13 pm by Rashilul »
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #189 on: September 02, 2009, 02:42:41 pm »
Eat mud if we don't find food
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #190 on: September 02, 2009, 02:43:36 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:42:41 pm
Eat mud if we don't find food
You start to eat mud, wondering why you never looked for food in the house.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #191 on: September 02, 2009, 02:45:47 pm »
Sing I Will Survive to pass the time
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #192 on: September 02, 2009, 02:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:45:47 pm
Sing I Will Survive to pass the time
You sing I will survive. You're tired and hungry.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #193 on: September 02, 2009, 02:48:40 pm »
FInd food, eat it, then sleep.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #194 on: September 02, 2009, 02:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 02:48:40 pm
FInd food, eat it, then sleep.
You search the house for food and find some cheese and bread. With your appetite satisfied, you go to sleep on an old bed.

Next morning

You wake up to find the chickens hungry again and the house dirty again. You scratch your head.
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