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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22864 times)

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #75 on: September 01, 2009, 02:03:14 pm »

> Run after the others and hug everyone.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2009, 02:06:12 pm »

> Run after the others and hug everyone.
You run after the others and try to hug them. Very few people accept your hugs.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2009, 02:06:45 pm »

Force your Hugs Upon the people.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2009, 02:07:46 pm »

Force your Hugs Upon the people.
You already tried that. Someone asks you to please stop chanting.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2009, 02:10:02 pm »

Agree with person
Stop chanting
Ask someone to cut out our vocal cords
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2009, 02:10:17 pm »

>stare daggers at said person, then wait 'till no-one's looking, take him behind a tree, and beat him to death.

while chanting.

(unless he is big)

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2009, 02:11:18 pm »

> What Jakkara said, nobody stops us from chanting.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2009, 02:11:52 pm »

Agree with person
Stop chanting
Ask someone to cut out our vocal cords
You stop chanting
>stare daggers at said person, then wait 'till no-one's looking, take him behind a tree, and beat him to death.

while chanting.

(unless he is big)
He is very big. In fact he's huge. And he's carrying a stick. A very large stick. And he's also threatening you. Very menacingly.
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Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2009, 05:25:26 pm »

> preform bonobo mating ritual.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2009, 05:41:45 pm »

>and then find another Victim to add to Wilson with.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2009, 05:48:11 pm »

> preform bonobo mating ritual.
You have no idea what it looks like but you do your best.
>and then find another Victim to add to Wilson with.
You can't find any victims to make a 'Wilson' out of, so you just start with yourself.
Someone jumps out of the bush and starts to converse with the armored men.

« Last Edit: September 02, 2009, 01:17:55 pm by Rashilul »
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2009, 05:50:28 pm »

>Listen into conversation.

And then get more earwax for Wilson.

kholhaus

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2009, 06:02:20 pm »

Y'all are crazy.

>>Kill a man once, with your thumb.

EARWAX FOR THE EARWAX GOD!
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2009, 08:28:05 pm »

>Listen into conversation.

And then get more earwax for Wilson.
You listen to the conversation. It appears you have arrived. Your efforts to get more earwax are futile.
Y'all are crazy.

>>Kill a man once, with your thumb.

EARWAX FOR THE EARWAX GOD!
You start poking someone with your thumb. He stares at you.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2009, 08:34:03 pm »

Turn into werewolf
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