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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22812 times)

Phantom

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2009, 01:45:55 pm »
Plea for help from this insanity, ask them to kill us, anything!
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2009, 01:47:25 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 01:39:52 pm
>walk on hands
You attempt to walk on your hands but end up falling
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 01, 2009, 01:40:57 pm
> Ask one of the armoured men where you are going.
You ask an armored man where you are going. He says to the base of operations of a rebel faction. The man looks at you after saying this and notices your armor and weapon. He grabs the hilt of his weapon and extends one hand asking for the morning star.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2009, 01:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 01, 2009, 01:45:55 pm
Plea for help from this insanity, ask them to kill us, anything!
The other voices in your head overrule Phantom.
Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 01:52:00 pm by Rashilul »
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2009, 01:48:23 pm »
> Hand it over so he hurts his hand on the spiky ball.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2009, 01:48:37 pm »

>  find a person all by himself, away from the group, and hidden, and Kick him in the Jewels.

and steal his earwax.
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Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2009, 01:50:12 pm »
> hit yourself in the left eye with the morning star, hard.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2009, 01:51:02 pm »
>armok dosent understand that we already handed it over.

>repeat the earwax stealing several times, poke a face into the ball of wax and call it "wilson"
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2009, 01:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 01, 2009, 01:48:23 pm
> Hand it over so he hurts his hand on the spiky ball.
You hand it over in an attempt to make him grab the spiky ball. He grabs the hilt instead.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 01:48:37 pm

>  find a person all by himself, away from the group, and hidden, and Kick him in the Jewels.

and steal his earwax.
You look and finally find a very short bearded man. You kick him in the jewels and steal his earwax. Your foot hurts.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2009, 01:52:46 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 01:51:02 pm
>armok dosent understand that we already handed it over.

>repeat the earwax stealing several times, poke a face into the ball of wax and call it "wilson"
You look back to where the short man was but he's gone.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 05:45:58 pm by Rashilul »
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2009, 01:54:23 pm »
>Tell everyone the short man was really a giant in disguise.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #70 on: September 01, 2009, 01:54:30 pm »
> repeat on OTHER people.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2009, 01:56:19 pm »
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 01, 2009, 01:54:23 pm
>Tell everyone the short man was really a giant in disguise.
No one else saw him.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 01:54:30 pm
> repeat on OTHER people.
You can not find anyone else

You are half way there.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 01:58:03 pm by Rashilul »
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2009, 01:59:54 pm »
> Hump the nearest tree.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2009, 02:00:32 pm »
> Seek out and torment the short man at every oppertunity.

also, Stick wilson to your left Eyeball.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2009, 02:01:56 pm »
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on September 01, 2009, 01:59:54 pm
> Hump the nearest tree.
You hump the nearest tree. You fall behind a bit.
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 01, 2009, 02:00:32 pm
> Seek out and torment the short man at every oppertunity.

also, Stick wilson to your left Eyeball.
You can't find the short man. You have not acquired enough earwax to make a 'Wilson'
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