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Total Members Voted: 7

[Rashilul]

You try to throw 'Insanity' at the guard but fail miserably. You run after the group on all fours while somehow singing "Never gonna' give you up" and chanting Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Trousers at the same time. You wonder if wearing pants on your legs would be better after tripping several times.

[Jakkarra]

> steal clothes off od others and fashion a tailcoat, Cummerbund, waistcoat, Cravat, tophat and trousers from said items.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Cut a hole for your eyes in your pants with the morning star.

[Jakkarra]

>every Sentence following the last act must be appended with "gentlemen" and preceeded by "Mentlegen"

[Phantom]

Regain sense of sanity and think of what the hell we aredoing.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Ignore the 'Phantom' part of your mind, listen to Jakkara and chant Mentlegen, Gentlemen, Mentlegen, Gentlemen.

[Phantom]

Regain senses, gain knowledge that listening to the Jakkara part of your mind will get you killed, apologize tio the people you freaked out.

[Rashilul]

After an hour of running you arrive at the edge of a forest
Your attempts to steal clothes are thwarted by their inhabitants.
You attempt to cut eyeholes in your pants with the morning star but find it is terrible for that purpose.

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You hear someone speak. You can barely make it out through the pants.
By what you do make out it seems you are half-a-days travel on foot away from some kind of base.

[Rashilul]

Regain senses, gain knowledge that listening to the Jakkara part of your mind will get you killed, apologize to the people you freaked out.

You stand up on two legs and stop singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". The other people seem more intent on escaping than you.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Realize people will hear your chanting better if you take the pants off your head and regain your senses. Continue chanting.

[Jakkarra]

>Continue Singing Rick astley's Hit single.

replace all utterances of "You" with gentlemen and "me" with Mentlegen.

also, sing it in the accent of Team fortress 2's Heavy.

[Rashilul]

> Realize people will hear your chanting better if you take the pants off your head and regain your senses. Continue chanting.

You put your pants back on your legs. You can see again! You find yourself walking through a dim forest following some armored men. You are in a group of about 70 people.

[Rashilul]

>Continue Singing Rick astley's Hit single.

replace all utterances of "You" with gentlemen and "me" with Mentlegen.

also, sing it in the accent of Team fortress 2's Heavy.

You continue singing in a thick Russian accent.

[Jakkarra]

>walk on hands

[Digital Hellhound]

> Ask one of the armoured men where you are going.