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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 22681 times)

zchris13

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #345 on: September 07, 2009, 07:55:30 pm »
Phantom, he isn't going to honor that.  You might as well stop trying.  It's kinda funny, actually.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #346 on: September 07, 2009, 07:57:13 pm »
Meh.
Why the hell you ripping up the floor?
Go find some rope, tie your self to a support/door, venture out into the wilderness, if we get lost, go back using the rope as a guide.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #347 on: September 07, 2009, 08:51:06 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 07, 2009, 07:48:59 pm
Arrrg. If I can't get back to the real world, I will switch to one of my Alternate People!
John Frenzyguard Bowman: Look
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Quote from: Jervous on September 07, 2009, 07:53:51 pm
>Dig a large hole and break the floorboards into firewood. Make a campfire and begin rubbing wood together to try and make a fire underground.
Quote from: Phantom on September 07, 2009, 07:57:13 pm
Meh.
Why the hell you ripping up the floor?
Go find some rope, tie your self to a support/door, venture out into the wilderness, if we get lost, go back using the rope as a guide.
I guess you didn't see the part about the fireplace, tinder box, and logs, Jervous.
You cannot find any rope.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #348 on: September 07, 2009, 11:18:50 pm »
>Find things to shore up tunnels in our planned underground base. Yes, we'll have one.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #349 on: September 07, 2009, 11:20:13 pm »
Pray
Prayer level up!
Use Holy Fire Spell on Outside
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #350 on: September 07, 2009, 11:31:20 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 07, 2009, 11:18:50 pm
>Find things to shore up tunnels in our planned underground base. Yes, we'll have one.
You find some shoring stuff
Quote from: Phantom on September 07, 2009, 11:20:13 pm
Pray
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Use Holy Fire Spell on Outside
You don't worship any gods.
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Phantom

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #351 on: September 07, 2009, 11:32:37 pm »
Worship
-Banjo The Puppet God
-Armok God Of Blood
-God
-Scorpion
-Sub Zero
-Reptile
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #352 on: September 08, 2009, 05:28:57 am »
Dig out, via extreme effort, a hollow within which I shall make my home! Shore it up too.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #353 on: September 08, 2009, 11:27:42 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 08, 2009, 05:28:57 am
Dig out, via extreme effort, a hollow within which I shall make my home! Shore it up too.
You dig out a hole and shore up. You also start worshipping Armok.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #354 on: September 08, 2009, 11:36:20 am »
>Bite the skin off of shoulders.

>fashion into Crude Altar, and bathe it in thine Blood.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is obviously going to be just as insane as it was before.
« Reply #355 on: September 08, 2009, 11:57:25 am »
Quote from: Jakkarra on September 08, 2009, 11:36:20 am
>Bite the skin off of shoulders.

>fashion into Crude Altar, and bathe it in thine Blood.
You painfully bite some skin off of your shoulders and then build an altar to armok and bathe it in thine blood. You hear a voice say

"Draw: A demon-god made out of a hundred trooping legs, a thousand beady staring eyes, ten thousand long screaming sineus throats, a hundred thousand gashing gnawing grinding spining maws, and a curved menacing metalic sawtoothed spikes. It is fighting a being made out of light, it's shape is fractal, its form is brilliant, it's spirit is shining, it's heart is leading, it's eyes are shining, it's tendrils are protecting, it's judgement is just, it's mouth is crying. The battle is taking place on a great plain, under three suns, one red one green one blue, across the plain are gargantuan futuristic ruins from aeons long past strewn abaut, and hugging the ruins like scared rabbits are the occasional bronze age village. Then you will gain my favor."

Drawing contest!
(1 out of 5 drawings have been made)
Spoiler: I drew one (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 04:10:02 pm by Rashilul »
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #356 on: September 09, 2009, 09:17:33 pm »
You sit in the pit. Loneliness creeps over you.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #357 on: September 10, 2009, 01:30:13 am »
Hush, everyone is drawing...
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

Jackrabbit

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #358 on: September 10, 2009, 01:50:41 am »
>Wait patiently for other personalities to draw stuff.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok
« Reply #359 on: September 10, 2009, 01:52:38 am »
>MASSIVE SEIZURE!!
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