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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Author Topic: Text adventure is now worshiping Armok  (Read 23774 times)

blah28722

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2009, 10:51:02 pm »

Grab more mice. Train throwing skill until legendary.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2009, 11:04:04 pm »

You can't find anymore mice. You hear a moan and the sound of a key turning in the door.
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blah28722

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2009, 11:21:21 pm »

grab rocks, get ready for a point-blank throw.
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Rashilul

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What do you do
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2009, 11:31:10 pm »

You find some pebbles and get ready to throw them. The door opens. You see another armored man standing in the doorway. Behind him you see the odd armored man slumped against the wall.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 11:58:58 pm by Rashilul »
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blah28722

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2009, 12:24:45 am »

Throw!
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2009, 12:29:21 am »

You throw a pebble at him. It clatters off his armor. He runs to the next cell, barely even noticing the rock you threw. You realize the clanging sounds are the sounds of battle.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 12:50:07 am by Rashilul »
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2009, 01:07:26 am »

Thank another armoured man. Steal weapon and armour off odd armoured man. Unless they are marked as their team. Then don't.

Fwee it's like each of us is one of the multiple personalities this man has.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2009, 05:41:30 am »

Hump the armoured man's leg.

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2009, 11:29:10 am »

You look for another armored man so you can thank (or hump) him. There are none to be seen. You steal the odd man's armor and weapons. The battle has died down and you can hear the sound of footsteps in the distance.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 01:59:33 pm by Rashilul »
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2009, 12:23:54 pm »

Wear your pants on your head.
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2009, 12:24:29 pm »

>Gnaw Leg.

(i'm the embodiment of his insanity :3)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2009, 12:50:30 pm »

You take your pants off and begin to wear them over your head. You can no longer see anything. You begin to gnaw on what you think is his leg. A crowd of prison escapees turns the corner and runs past you. You hear someone call for you to come.
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Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2009, 12:59:02 pm »

> throw 'insanity' at guard.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Jakkarra

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2009, 01:05:22 pm »

> Run after group on all fours.

while Screaming Rick astley's "Never gonna' give you up"

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2009, 01:13:33 pm »

Jakkara, if you're his insanity, what am I? Perhaps I'm the musical part of his mind.

> Run after them chanting Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Trousers!
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!
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