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Who should you worship?

Banjo The Puppet God
- 1 (14.3%)
Armok God Of Blood
- 5 (71.4%)
God
- 0 (0%)
Scorpion
- 0 (0%)
Sub Zero
- 1 (14.3%)
Reptile
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 7


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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2009, 01:17:40 am »
Retrieve sword and get back to the man. Posthaste!
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Rashilul

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Turns till tower: 1
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2009, 01:20:34 am »
You attempt to retrieve the sword, but the odd armored man has vice-like grip on both you and the sword.
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kholhaus

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2009, 01:21:59 am »
>>Continue. Pee to leave a trail, when the odd man isn't looking.
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Rashilul

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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2009, 01:25:08 am »
You roll down your pants and start to pee while the odd armored man isn't looking. You have reached the tower. The odd armored man unceremoniously throws you into a small room and locks the door. You don't feel the urge to pee anymore.
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kholhaus

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2009, 01:26:46 am »
Examine room.
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Rashilul

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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2009, 01:30:47 am »
By dim torchlight you can make out a stone room with a metal door and a bench. You see mice climbing in and out of a crack in the corner.
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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2009, 01:32:30 am »
>>Grab mice and train them in the special arts of movie magic. Then tell them to try and pick the lock on the door.
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Rashilul

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Movie magic
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2009, 01:33:57 am »
You grab a mouse babble to it about movie magic. It bites your finger.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 11:16:00 am by Rashilul »
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kholhaus

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2009, 02:09:51 am »
Grab another mouse and put it in your pocket. Name it Muffles of DOOM!
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Armok

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2009, 04:34:55 am »
Do something deprived involving a mouse.
Alternatively, simply swallow one alive.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Rashilul

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Muffles of DOOM!
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2009, 09:11:39 am »
You snatch two more mice. You stuff one in your pocket and name it Muffles of DOOM!. You take the other and decide to start commiting deprived acts on it. Since you're feeling quite deprived of food you try to eat it. It bites the inside of you're mouth and runs away.


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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2009, 09:58:32 am »
Start saying ' Doomy Dooms of Doom' over and over again until someone opens the door.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2009, 10:10:04 am »
You start saying "Doomy Dooms of Doom" over and over. You hearing clanging in the distance.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Text adventure just because
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2009, 03:56:45 pm »
Waltz.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

Rashilul

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Finally back
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2009, 10:46:25 pm »
You do a waltz. The clanging gets louder. You hear a scream.
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