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Author Topic: Tournament of Pain RTD The Gm has been killed.  (Read 14178 times)

zchris13

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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2009, 08:00:02 pm »

I suggest WWE his lame ass.
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2009, 08:05:12 pm »

if i survive this im going to go crazy train all over his ass
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2009, 08:09:31 pm »

... Necrophilia ew.
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2009, 08:10:53 pm »

 ::)...

why dont you join?
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zchris13

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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2009, 08:17:20 pm »

Too many things already.  My dad's going crazy over him thinking I spend too much time on the computer.

It has ruined me once, I won't let it happen again. I hope not, at least.
EDIT: Goodnight
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2009, 08:19:29 pm »

will your posting here so why not join?
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2009, 08:47:04 pm »

First of all. you should join.
second of all.... In an epic hand-to-ass move you (4) summon a good sized fireball and proceed to try and ram it up his ass. The enemy (1) farts on the fireball and shoots himself straight into the air (6) and comes down on your chest, you (4) fireball him while he is in midair and he (2) is blasted away and (1) smashes face first into the wall, he is knocked unconscious.  You proceed to take his bat and armor, but since it is useless you sell it to the shopkeeper for (5) 200 gold.
Gained Level 2.5 fireball
Gained Level 2 elemental mastery
Gained new Spell, Flame spray level 1 (It shoots a column of fire from your hand, gives you +2 to hit but -1 damage.)
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2009, 08:48:23 pm »

Is that crazy train all over his ass enough for you?
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2009, 08:50:30 pm »

practice kicking on him  ;D
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2009, 08:57:50 pm »

You walk up and begin kicking him.
Daikron:(5) you get a real strong hit in, it hits his lower body, it begins bleeding.
Other guy:(1-2) he stay unconscious.
Daikron:(4) you get another good hit in this time hitting his head, his ear begins to bleed a little.
Other guy: (5-2=3) an unknown force allows him to yell out, hee..ll..pp.
Guard:(6) Hears and and begins running to his aid.
Daikron:(6) You kick him with all force humanly possible, hitting him square in the groin, blood squirts from his crotch area.
Guard:(3) manages to pull you off of him before you kill him.

The guy is dragged off to healing, though he will never have kids.  You aren't punished, since well he started it.

Kicking level 2
Brutality level 4
Strength level 1
endurance level 1
agility level 1
uncaring level 1
child-destroyer level 1
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2009, 09:19:28 pm »

go find a healer to heal my back
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2009, 09:43:29 pm »

You think that you should heal your back (6) your back gets healed by your own magic.
0.25 level in healing.
I have to sleep. So I'm gonna go to bed real soon.  You should try a real fight.
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2009, 09:55:01 pm »

i shall find a real fight then
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2009, 12:10:16 am »

I'm surprised nobody else has been joining.
Name:Dragnar
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Previous Job: earth-mage
Any mental conditions you may have:???
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Re: Tournament of Pain RTD (NEED CONTESTANTS!!)
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2009, 07:56:26 am »

Name:Rogar
Age:32
Gender:Male
Previous Job:Blacksmith
Any mental conditions you may have:MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
Other Information: He has 3 personalities; 1 which is serious, 1 which hates everyone and want to go on a rampage, and 1 who is afraid of the second personality.
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