throw the GODDAMN BATMAN in one of the ranked matches.
Batman was out late one night when he saw the bat-signal, when he got to the location he was shoved in the WTF cannon, and when he landed he was back in the arena, a little shocked batman looks around, and when he sees a hooded figure he exclaims "Who the **** are YOU!?!?" As the robe slides from the figure, RECRUIT D is revealed!!!!!!!!!!
Battle Begins:
Batman-(6) Runs forward and swings his scythe, it flies from his hands, (5) and manages to strike recruit d right in the chest,
Recruit D-(5) rips the scythe from the wound and (5) throws it right back at the batman.
Batman-(6) smashes the scythe aside, however he manages to lodge it in the wall.
Batman-(1) Charges forward, and slips on the blood, landing on his face (1) however only his pride is hurt.
Recruit D-(4) kicks at the Batman's goddamn chest.
Batman-(6) the blow glances aside, however it does bounce off his crotch, scaring him intensely.
Recruit D-(2) laughs so hard he can't move.
batman-(1) pisses himself
Recruit D-(2) manages to stop laughing
Batman-(2) stops pissing
Recruit D-(5) does an epic-kick
Batman-(4) manages to stop most of the blow, but he is still bruised.
Recruit D-(5) kicks him again
Batman-(6) the kick doesn't hurt him, but it does scare him again
Recruit D-(1) falls over laughing.
Batman-(1) curls up into a ball
Recruit D-(1) rolls around on the ground
Batman-(6) composes himself and jumps to his feet, though he can't tell where Recruit D went.
Recruit D-(4) decides to fight dirty and backstab batman
Batman-(6) is hit, but he doesn't notice the dagger sticking out of his back, (5) he does however do a round-house kick.
Recruit D-(1) can't believe that the Batman didn't notice and is unable to avoid it, (5) Recruit D's neck is snapped in half.
Batman Wins!!! Prize is a Dagger!!!
Look in bag for weapon and clothes.
You look in the bag again, a little weary of another monkey (5) what you pull out is fantastic, a crossbow, and a full suit of chain armor. The bag however blows up.
Good enough I suppose. Next me and my golem will enter separate arena matches.
The Golems match went:(2) he barely survived the fighting.
Your match: Versus 2 armed soldiers
Dragnar-Boulder-toss (5) hultles towards soldier A, (1) he doesn't move and (6) is crushed to a bloody pulp, ONE HIT!!!!
Soldier B-Fires his cross bow (1) but it breaks the bolt.
Dragnar- Uses boulder-toss again (4+1=5) the gigantic rock flies towards soldier b, (2) he barely notices it before, (5) it smashes him in the chest and (5) crushes his lungs,
Dragnar Wins!! Match to short for a prize.
I'll try to learn spells in whatever way possible(saying random words, pointing my wand at stuff)
You screw around with the wand and (5) bring the monkey corpse back to life, Rashilul however pounds it to death again.
Necromancy gained!!!
Try to train... again
You try to train one more time (5) and gain 2 levels in un-armed fighting.
go and kill a random NPC for not meeting a random mandate for make short swords
You go to kill a random person (5) when you spot a short sword on a bench with a note that reads, "Heres your fucking sword asshole."
>Go to the armorer and buy chain armor
You buy chain armor, wow that was hard.