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Alexhans

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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2009, 09:34:37 pm »

Paintball is a team game. Get a good team ;) Being Rambo is a good way to get gunned down, unless you have a fast shooting gun and a lot of HPs
lol.  I don't even dare of thinking going on my own... It was a joke.

Thanks for the rest of the advice.  I'm a good runner so I had considered it and Im gonna take my best running shoes for the occasion.

oh... and thanks for all the rest of the help... It's awesome and I will remember it.  I'm searching for gloves as we speak...

I'm going with a friend from work and a couple of HIS friends and THEIR friends (I never got the necessary amount of people with my friends so I just jumped in at the first chance I got).

I'll definetly try to get my team to work as a team and set some game plan, hand signals, etc.

The mask advice sounds really good.  I'll just spit on it as you do when you go scuba diving. :P

Thanks Phantom! great and concise help.  I'm gonna annoy my team tomorrow remembering all this...

and specially... "DONT EXPOSE YOURSELF". 
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2009, 09:34:57 pm »

oh... and lol and ouch for the crazy no-shirt game...
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2009, 09:38:47 pm »

Got a steady hand?
Get the sniper paintball rifle I suggested
If you don't have a steady hand, just get an ordinary one
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2009, 09:39:52 pm »

Don't spend massive amounts of money. It's not really worth it.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2009, 10:26:03 pm »

Got a steady hand?
Get the sniper paintball rifle I suggested
If you don't have a steady hand, just get an ordinary one
nah... Im gonna go with the regular one... To keep it fair.

btw, Has anyone ever heard of friendly fire?
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2009, 10:31:06 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVE5eE4MVjw&feature=fvst

lol... it looks harder than I thought  :D
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2009, 01:16:44 am »

Put something over your running shoes(Unless that defeats the purpose)  You don't want to get them all painty.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2009, 02:16:34 am »

If you still need a warcry I suggest this.

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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2009, 03:17:39 am »

Put something over your running shoes(Unless that defeats the purpose)  You don't want to get them all painty.

Lol, it would defeat the purpose. Who shoots feet anyway? Besides, any real dwarf would charge into battle wearing socks, not shoes.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2009, 03:27:38 am »

Paintball guns aren't exactly the most accurate things in the world.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2009, 10:34:55 am »

- Do all the stupid stuff you see in hollywod war movies. Mantain a fierce and impassible look at all times.
- Make a lot of totally useless hand signals. The more the better.
- Go and argue with your friends about why you'd be the awesomenest shit ever happened to Iraq or Afghanistan.
- Cry if someone shots you in the nuts, behind the head or some other vulnerable part. That's so totally unfair.

Success. You are now the perfect paintballer.


Now seriously. Running shoes? I'm not into paintballet, but is it usually done in a park?
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2009, 01:14:59 pm »

My one is done in the local park.  My tactic with paintball, much like my tactic with that weird laser gun session I did (I was given a laser grenade launcher.  The only gun that had a telescopic sight, too.  Too bad it weighed a tonne) was to simply hide like a complete coward somewhere near to opponent's base and only shoot when someone approached.  Cowardly, but it seemed to work.  Sortof.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2009, 01:26:14 pm »

It was awesome... ;D I'll tell you the details later.
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2009, 01:58:05 pm »

Now seriously. Running shoes? I'm not into paintballet, but is it usually done in a park?

Where else would it be done? In a building? It does involve a lot of running, so I'm pretty sure that running shoes are a good idea :P
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Re: I'm going to play Paintball tomorrow! Advice is welcome.
« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2009, 02:26:09 pm »

Forests, parks, abandoned buildings, office buildings, rooftops, yeah. The usual places.
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