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[Phantom]

run away to forest
Find enough branches to build a lean to
Stay the night and run to the next village

[Jack_Bread]

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_{(On a side note: You DO NOT know how making the above made me love Firefox even more. I couldn't find an ASCII table that would let me copy+paste from it so using the code, SO MANY TIMES brought me to Yahoo! for some reason. VERY ANNOYING)}

[Phantom]

Do a dramatic run for exit

[Jack_Bread]

You run, dramatically!
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You fall and your vision fades. A guards sword went straight through you. Your soul is pulled away by an ethereal hand.

Restart? Y/N

[Phantom]

y

[Jack_Bread]

You are a warrior about to go on an epic quest.
You first must prepare carefully for the journey ahead!

Nearby Places: Armory, Weapon Smith, the Haberdashery, the Tailor's, Fist n' Face bar, the Inn, Trader's Market, Adventurer's Guild hall, Mage's Guild hall

[Phantom]

Check Inventory

[blah28722]

Enter inn, dance, fantasize about women, punch weakest looking person that looks at you funny.

[zchris13]

Get stupid drunk. Chase skirts. (not literally)

[Jack_Bread]

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Gold Bag [40 gold] (Belt)
-Peasant Tunic (Torso)
-Peasant Trousers (Legs)
-Peasant Belt (Waist)
-Peasant Wraps (Feet)
-Wooden Dagger

You walk into the inn and dance. You fantasize about woman. Something tells you not to punch anyone in here. You decide to have a few drinks. You don't know how to chase skirts.

[zchris13]

Chat up ladies.

[Phantom]

Walk to Adventurer Guild

[blah28722]

Chat up Adventurer Guild.

I think you're drunk enough.

[Jack_Bread]

You begin to talk to woman... which happen to be the waitresses.
They tell you nothing interesting.

You walk into the Adventurer's Guild. You see people walking around, doing their duty. Someone sees you and say "Welcome to the Adventurer's Guild. Do you wish to join, or are you already a member?"

[blah28722]

"I require the assistance of five adventuresses!"