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[Jack_Bread]

You walk around and ask people for donations to Armok. They call you a dwarf and spit at you.

Finding nothing better to do (even though you're supposed to prepare for an epic quest), you stab yourself. It doesn't kill you, but that hurt like FUCK.

[Enzo]

Go to Haberdashery. Haberdash. Ask how much top hats cost.

[Phantom]

Ask for donations to self Ozymandias, King of Kings, God Of Caves, Wizard.

[Jack_Bread]

You go to the Haberdashery. You cannot Haberdash.

You ask about the price of top hats. The Haberdasher says "We do not sell top hats, here, as you see." He gestures at the store. You see buttons, ribbons, and various assortments of cloth.

You ask him for donations to Ozymandias, King of Kings, God Of Caves, Wizard. He kicks you out of the store.

[Phantom]

Just sit there like a hobo and ask for money

[Jack_Bread]

You sit down like a vagrant and begin to panhandle. The guards throw you in the dungeon for being insane. (excuse for getting rid of the homeless)

[Phantom]

They prision homeless?
WTF?
Ask for lawyer
or yell objection
or look for shady looking dude to let us out

[blah28722]

Ask yourself, "How did I change from a valiant witch-slayer to a lowly vagrant?"

Then, break out.

[Jack_Bread]

You wonder how you went from slayer to insane. You charge the bars but you end up dislocating your shoulder.

You begin to bug the guards for a lawyer. They ignore you.

You yell "OBJECTION!!" They ignore you.

You look for someone else in the cell. Nope... it's only you.

[Enzo]

Stab guard.

[Phantom]

Use the force

Look for objects in cell

Train by throwing objects at the wall to become ledgendary thrower

Throw stuff at guards, killing them.

Get their keys

Open cell

[CJ1145]

Pray to Armok to be the Warlock you'd always dreamed of being, so that you may lay waste to the world. Tell him it'd be his Christmas present.

[zchris13]

Press "q" to quit.

[Jack_Bread]

You don't know what the force is.

You search the cell and find a pebble. You throw it at the wall. It ricochets and lands outside the cell.

You grab your dagger and stab them both in the back, killing them.

You begin to pray to Armok. You have no holy object to pray with.

You don't know what "q" you're talking about.

[Phantom]

Search Bodies for keys
Take their weapons, and armor, and clothes
Use keys on lock