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[zchris13]

It's not gonna work. There's no way you can get to solid ground.

You don't know how to get your nipple to do that.

You do it with your knee.

[Jack_Bread]

Shoryuken can't go that high.

You begin thinking intensely, figuring out how to solve 0/1. Suddenly it hits you! That's it!
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Damn it! Idiots broke your computer. You're going to have to buy a new one if you wish to continue. Now what?

[zchris13]

Use your forehead to solve all problems.

[Phantom]

Look around

[Jack_Bread]

You poke your forehead. Nothing happens.

Looking at your desk, you see a bowl of ice cream you just ate, a fan, a cup, a phone, a pair of headphones, and your now broken computer. Next to you is a couple of couches, a lamp, a coffee table with some random crap on it, your sister reading manga on her laptop, a TV, another fan, and a shelf full of video games and a few DVDs.

[Phantom]

CHeck what universe we are in, CnC? Warhammer? Star Wars?
If not any of those, spontaneously combust

[Rashilul]

Steal your sister's laptop.

[Phantom]

Woops, confusion.

[Jack_Bread]

You try to, but she squirts you with a spray bottle. You have no intent of getting wet.

[Phantom]

Look for a firearm, and a bandanna.

[kholhaus]

5-knuckle punch her in the face.

[Jack_Bread]

You find a bandanna, no gun, though. You don't want to punch your sister in the face. You, not only, get in trouble, you'll also be murdered by her.

[Phantom]

Look for a knife

[Jack_Bread]

You find a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a butter knife, a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife, a switchblade, a combat knife, and a cheap plastic knife.

[Phantom]

Take switchblae, put on bandanna over mouth and nose, find a cool hat and wear it, walk outside