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[tehstefan]

Investigate this inn! Maybe we can score with this bard?

[Jack_Bread]

You snap into your senses. Your brain stopped working there for a moment. You drooled on your mouth. People are giving you strange looks.

[blah28722]

Pick a fight with the weakest looking person staring at you.

Actually, just punch him. Don't even give him the chance to reconcile.

[Jack_Bread]

You charge the oddball of the people. Your punch hits!
As he falls back, he seems to mutate for a second. It was actually a woman!
The people scatter.

[blah28722]

Keep punching, she must be a witch.

[major_sephiroth]

Kick them in the nether regions to check gender.

[Jack_Bread]

You keep punching.
She is bruised!
She is hurt!
She is wounded!
She is mortally wounded!
She is on the brink of death!
She is dead.

You look at her for a moment and then you send a kick into her groin. She is a woman.

[blah28722]

>>Let out a roar of triumph. Hold the slain witch high above your head and walk out of the bar. Declare yourself as the champion of the town for defending it against the witch menace.

[tehstefan]

Or, run away in shame.

[Enzo]

>>Let out a roar of triumph. Hold the slain witch high above your head and walk out of the bar. Declare yourself as the champion of the town for defending it against the witch menace.

This one. Then locate a vial to extract precious witch blood check inventory and equipment.

[zchris13]

EPIC LUTE SOLO OVER DEAD BODY!!!!

EDIT: OH! OH! BECOME REED RICHARDS!!!!

[CJ1145]

Transform yourself into a Dark Lord Warlock, unlimited in power and hatred for all life! You shall be known henceforth as... Richard!

[Jack_Bread]

You grab the body and hold it high over your head...

For a few seconds. You fall over under her weight and smash her lute.
You drag her outside and declare yourself savior of this town.

You have no lute to play from.

You have no spell index to cast from. You do name yourself Richard, though.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Gold Bag [40 gold] (Belt)
-Peasant Tunic (Torso)
-Peasant Trousers (Legs)
-Peasant Belt (Waist)
-Peasant Wraps (Feet)
-Wooden Dagger

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

Code: [Select]

O - None
/|\ - Peasant Tunic
 /\ - Peasant Trousers; Peasant Belt
|  | - Peasant Wraps

<:::|::o - Wooden Dagger

o::|:::> - None

[Phantom]

Walk around and ask for donations to Jeebus armok

[zchris13]

Stab self.
Restart.