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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Wasn't that when the idea that capitalism was just a temporary stepping-stone to communism originated?

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[umiman]

This is very fun. I love reading people's ideas about government / religion / taxes on the internet. It's like reading Kotaku or Youtube comments.

[ToonyMan]

This is very fun. I love reading people's ideas about government / religion / taxes on the internet. It's like reading Kotaku or Youtube comments.

:-D

[ein]

This is very fun. I love reading people's ideas about government / religion / taxes on the internet. It's like reading Kotaku or Youtube comments.

Except that here, there's proper grammar and spelling.
And less flaming.

[Kagus]

So far, at least.

But yeah, how exactly did casual sex turn into another capitalism vs. communism food fight?

[ein]

I posted the chain of derailment earlier.

Casual sex > parenting classes > how? > new government > profit.

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[Cthulhu]

This is very fun. I love reading people's ideas about government / religion / taxes on the internet. It's like reading Kotaku or Youtube comments.

Or staring out your window all day and calling the cops on anyone who steps on your grass, old man?!

[Psyco Jelly]

I propose a new law.

412th amendment the right to groin-punchery.

All who have been sentenced to a number of years [in prison]... Shall instead... Allow themselves to be punched [in the groin]... in full force... by... Mike Tyson a number [of times] equal to the years that would be served.

It would solve the current crime problems.

[ToonyMan]

What, so all criminals are male?

[Chutney]

What toonyman said.
And it'll only work while Mike Tyson is alive, and it would be a slow process getting around to all the people. Why can't they just be hit in the groin with a pneumatic machine?

[Psyco Jelly]

We won't need Tyson alive, we'll use an army of...



I suppose women can just be stoned, like in olden times.

[Glacial Eidolon]

I've got an idea: Anarcho-voidism - a newly discovered form of government that operates under the pretext of there being no people to govern. Ideally, it should eventually spread its ideals around the entire world and then keep power for a few million years or so, possibly more or less.

The main propaganda that it had available for usage is judicious use of machine guns, tanks, bombs, nuclear warheads, chemical warfare, and war in general. It is an incredibly popular government form among its many subjects and boasts absolutely no complaints from any of them. And it is unique in that conquests by it leave the populace indifferent instead of livid, making it by far the most popular form of government to be conquered by.

The government form, I belive, grows with each passing year. It already has much more than the population of this earth under its grasp, and I forsee a strictly positive outcome for it for the rest of eternity. Any citizens that come under it seem extremely unlikely to convert to any religion or migrate away from the cities that have been taken over by it anytime soon. Despite this, most people fear this form of rule for the negative connotations popular society gives it. Amusingly, over age demographics the acceptance of this government type seems to increase from a very small number to 100%, flawless "No Complaints," meaning it is the absolute most popular form of rule for almost all people aged 110 or over.

I believe this government form will have an exceptional popularity rate by the year 3000.

[Duke 2.0]

 Note that lady parts are still a sexual organ, and thus very sensitive. Sure they don't have their ovaries dangling outside, but it will still hurt.

 Then we have people who are already castrated, which means holes in the system. Still, an appropriate number of purple nurples can be applied.