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Author Topic: Am I getting old?  (Read 11365 times)

ToonyMan

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2009, 04:36:42 pm »

Sir Umiman is so old he beat NetHack.
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2009, 04:37:01 pm »

Stop it people! That's not a rubber-band, it's just a fold of Umimans skin.

Umiman's skin doesn't contract.
If it glows from the cosmic radiation from the big Bang, then it can contract if it wants.

 And nobody is sexing it up on these forums. I'm not loosing any more of you guys.
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2009, 04:37:49 pm »

I also have a pet shoggoth, and am affiliated with Delta Green!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Gunner-Chan

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2009, 04:38:45 pm »

Josh beat Nethack too... Does that make him old? Milly is nearing an ascension on her DS too! Oh noes! Is she old too! XD
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2009, 04:39:14 pm »

What's all this nonsense!?

*Reads topic* Oh.
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2009, 04:39:59 pm »

They aren't old, they're both gigantic abysses from which time itself cannot escape.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

ein

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2009, 04:40:28 pm »

Umiman is so old, when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

Umiman sat next to Jesus in elementary school.

Umiman's social security number is one.

Umiman babysat Cain and Abel.

When Umiman was a teenager, his deodorant was just called "Spice"

Umiman just graduated from college when Armok was born.

Umiman told God what to tell people to write for the bible.

Umiman knows 10 forms of ftl travel.

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2009, 04:41:10 pm »

Sir Umiman is so old this joke isn't funny anymore.
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2009, 04:41:40 pm »

Uh oh, the GOD DAMN WORKERDRONE is here!

...




Space Wolves.




*puts up RAEG shield*
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2009, 04:42:03 pm »

...

*Catatonic state of rage*

*Foam*
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2009, 04:42:29 pm »

What's so bad about space wolves, I mean, I think they're pretty great.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2009, 04:42:42 pm »

Sir Umiman is so old he knows what WorkerDrone's first avatar was.

(Me too!)
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2009, 04:43:17 pm »

...

*Catatonic state of rage*

*Foam*

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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2009, 04:43:28 pm »

Oh my god! Look! NME is wearing Space Wolf power armor! Kill him! KKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
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Re: Am I getting old?
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2009, 04:44:26 pm »

Oh please, I like the IG better then them, those men are the real heroes!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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