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[Rashilul]

Vagel7 waited. The torches above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were tentacle demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Urist McJoson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Vagel7 was a Hammerdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the dwarfs sparring and he said to dad "I want to be a Hammerdwarf, daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TENTACLE DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Fortress of the dwarfs he knew there were tentacle demons.
"This is Urist McJoson" his meatshield crackered. "You must fight the tentacle demons!"
So Vagel7 gotted his ☼adamant war hammer☼ and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the tentacle demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cybertentacledemon and he fired the strange subtance. Vagel7 smashed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the tentacle demons" he shouted
The meatshield said "No, Vagel7. You are the tentacle demons"
And then Vagel7's butt hurt.

[HmH]

Raviaric, tentacle demons have [FIREIMMUNE], so this won't work. However, IF demons would catch on fire, i'd first use this.

2vagel7:
If there is any fort of yours, take some heavy weaponry with you. You don't want to miss, after all. If it stucks... you are the wrestler, you like to move it move it.
UPD: Bonus points for !!ballista arrow!!.

[Zollarr]

the demon wiped them off with the gobbos and humans 20 years ago,no elf exists

why would you want to such a hero?

[nutzy]

I accidentally a hero

[Itnetlolor]

Play as a tentacle demon adventurer, and try to wrestle it.

I think it'll look like a knotted mess. That, or two giant earthworms duking it out.

You can take a battle axe with you, but it'll only do half damage each hit though.

[Hummingbird]

Play as a tentacle demon adventurer, and try to wrestle it.

THIS.

[Vester]

Play as a tentacle demon adventurer, and try to wrestle it.

I think it'll look like a knotted mess. That, or two giant earthworms duking it out.

You can take a battle axe with you, but it'll only do half damage each hit though.

They will perform depraved acts on each other.

Repeatedly.

You do not want that.

[Rashilul]

Play as a tentacle demon adventurer, and try to wrestle it.

I think it'll look like a knotted mess. That, or two giant earthworms duking it out.

You can take a battle axe with you, but it'll only do half damage each hit though.

Get a japanese schoolgirl in there, and you can have a threesome.

EDIT: Gah, Vester beat me to it.

[zchris13]

Lets keep it classy, people.

[Chronas]

start a fortress around the towers, undermine the place, clearing every layer to the ground, punch out a perimeter of floor, leaving a bunch of supports linked to a lever, abandon and return as an adventurer.
the rest is magic