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Author Topic: how to kill a tentancle demon.  (Read 2734 times)

vagel7

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how to kill a tentancle demon.
« on: August 28, 2009, 07:42:04 am »

in my world the demon is the highest force and is in alliance with all(so am i),i want to kill it.

it ofcourse lives in 3 dark fortresses that are right next to each other,all three of them have both human and goblin settlers.

Ive tried everything,maybe i should wrestle it?

EDIT:master axeman,adept armor user,adept shield user,legendary thrower,legendary wrestler
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 11:01:39 am »

Train ambushing to legendary, bring lots of stuff to throw. This works with anything in the game. Also, bring some Japanese schoolgirls to distract it.
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:19:23 am »

1. Hire peasants of all races, all sexes*, all ages**. Most awesome will be hiring someone who has pets, but you'll need an abandoned fortress.
2. Get some bolts and whips.
3. Go to demon's residence. When you see him, fall back a bit. Meatshield will keep him busy for some time.
4. &&&
5. PROFIT! You are the highest force now and you can engrave guro.

*please note that demons have [trAPAVOID]
**most effective are elven female children

UPD: Curses, Simmura took the lead.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 11:28:45 am by HmH »
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 11:56:57 am »

1. Hire peasants of all races, all sexes*, all ages**. Most awesome will be hiring someone who has pets, but you'll need an abandoned fortress.
2. Get some bolts and whips.
3. Go to demon's residence. When you see him, fall back a bit. Meatshield will keep him busy for some time.
4. &&&
5. PROFIT! You are the highest force now and you can engrave guro.

*please note that demons have [trAPAVOID]
**most effective are elven female children

UPD: Curses, Simmura took the lead.

the demon wiped them off with the gobbos and humans 20 years ago,no elf exists
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 01:22:42 pm »

1. Update your save so i can have some fun with that demon.
2. Get alot of people to follow you, preferably females. Bring alot of
3. Go to demon's residence. When you see him, fall back a bit. Meatshield will keep him busy for some time.
4. Bring alot of pointy things like bolts and spears.
5. &&&
6. PROFIT! You now either got raped or became the greatest power in the world, bonus points if you kill everyone else in the demon's faction.
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:27:53 pm »


It's grisly work, but someone has to do it.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 01:29:35 pm by Rashilul »
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 02:27:15 pm »

Protip: Stab it till it dies.

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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 02:30:46 pm »

1. Update your save so i can have some fun with that demon.
Seconded.

Also, about the elves, are there any engravings showing depraved acts upon trees? Or maybe trees in elven forests are running around babbling?

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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 02:41:22 pm »

1.Send in nude women
2. &
3. Send in Adamantine Clad Soldier/Adventurer
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 03:43:43 pm »

kill it useing you MASSIVE WEAPONS
how many has it killed?
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 04:46:54 pm »

Or you could always attack its weak point...
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 05:04:00 pm »

1. Start a fortress, discover HFS and smith some special weapons and armor. You know out which material.

2. Abandon the fortress.

3. Visit the fortress with your adventurer and pick up the quipment.

4. Go to the demon.

5. Throw your equipment at him.

6. Repeat.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 05:05:52 pm by Lordinquisitor »
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 05:33:19 pm »

First and most important step:

Do not attack it as a Japanese Schoolgirl. Alternately, take one along to distract it while you stab it with stabby things until it dies from all the stabbing.
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 06:18:55 pm »

Kill it with !!narrow Rope Reed socks!!.
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Re: how to kill a tentancle demon.
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 10:43:40 pm »

No, Vagel7.

you ARE the tentacle demon.
.....and then Vagel7 was the demons.
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