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[RedKing]

Grease is just Nature's way of locking in your natural flavor. For all those critters who will devour your corpse.

Think of the poor critters.

[JoshuaFH]

Aw man, I so wish I could try one of these things. It'd really put my iron stomach to the test.

[Jakkarra]

Greasy food makes me feel greasy.

[Vester]

Somehow I don't think they'll be selling that thing here.

Probably counts as a violation of some treaty.

[G-Flex]

The funny thing is that Colonel Sanders himself was actually a real stickler for quality.

Observe:

In 1973, he sued Heublein Inc. (the KFC parent company at the time) over alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly referred to their gravy as "sludge" with a "wallpaper taste".

That friggin' ... outfit .... They prostituted every goddamn thing I had. I had the greatest gravy in the world and those sons of bitches-- they dragged it out and extended it and watered it down that I'm so goddamn mad.

[Huesoo]

Id also be pretty mad if somebody stole my man-gravy and mass marketed it.

[Jakkarra]

Damn subtext.

[JoshuaFH]

Somehow I don't think they'll be selling that thing here.

Probably counts as a violation of some treaty.

Ve... Vester? Where you been?

[Euld]

This monstrosity comes out on my birthday.  I am not black, nor am I deep-fried.

April is the cruelest month.

[Vester]

Somehow I don't think they'll be selling that thing here.

Probably counts as a violation of some treaty.

Ve... Vester? Where you been?

Apparently not here. But I'm back!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Someone better take a picture of this thing and post it on here when they buy it. We MUST know how closely it resembles those official pictures!(or most likely not resemble in the slightest)

[Duke 2.0]

 I'll try my best to use my fathers digital camera and get images. This needs to be chronicled.

[Aqizzar]

Apparently not here. But I'm back!

Hey awesome, my mega artery clogging food commemoration dragged Vester out of hiding.  Hey Vester.

Anyway, I will be buying one of these come launch day, and I'll take some pictures too.  I don't imagine I'll eat much of it, but I'll do my best.  For glory!

[JoshuaFH]

I'd like to point out, that in the article it compares the monstrosity to some currently existing foodstuffs, and this "thing" technically has fewer calories and fat than alot of things.

So it's not like we're taking a big step towards fatterdom... just a medium sized step. Because we get winded easily, of course.

[Aqizzar]

So it's not like we're taking a big step towards fatterdom... just a medium sized step. Because we get winded easily, of course.

Nothing else actually has the audacity to be a complete sandwich replacing the bread with fried hunks of meat, and purporting itself to be anything but a State Fair concession gag.  And don't forget, it's KFC.  That shit nasty.