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[IHateOutside]

In some scottish fish and chip shops you can get deep fried doner kebabs. Sounds healthy

[Rashilul]

I wonder who the donors were...

[IHateOutside]

I dunno, but they obviously had it in for scottish fish and chip shop goers. I believe one has about 2500 calories and 80g fat, according to Q.I. (If i have remembered correctly)

[Muz]

I don't think doner kebabs can get any unhealthier. Deep frying them probably melts away some of the fat, or so I'd hope.

[IHateOutside]

Apparently eating 2 a week for 10 years is a surefire heart attack. Not that you would call it a heart anymore - it'd be a glob of fat.

[Killas[SiN]]

The extent of human depravity and deep fried science astounds and disgusts me.

[Jackrabbit]

Then humanity will deep fry deep fried fat and the universe will collapse in on itself.

[Killas[SiN]]

"If my calculations are correct...
And my faith is in science is steady...
This experiment will change the world forever!
We become as GODS!
Changing the very world itself!
Rewriting the laws of physics,
Dictated upon us by the fiend we call our creators...
Well I take that power,
And wield it upon my fist!
Nothing will stand in my way!"

Cue thunder.

"By god...
I've done it!
IT'S ALIVE!"

[umiman]

Then humanity will deep fry deep fried fat and the universe will collapse in on itself.

The Chinese already do it. We put it in noodles.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

No one had mentioned bacon explosion? How sad...
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

It's even on the Wikipedia page for bacon.

[Enzo]

That recipe requires you weave bacon.

Weave. Bacon.

That is fantastic.

[Muz]

Then humanity will deep fry deep fried fat and the universe will collapse in on itself.

I'm willing to bet $100 that deep fried deep fried fat already exists, or has existed before.

[Duke 2.0]

I do not fear so much deeply fried beyond belief fried foods, but the implementation of similar foods everywhere.

[Jackrabbit]

Then humanity will deep fry deep fried fat and the universe will collapse in on itself.

I'm willing to bet $100 that deep fried deep fried fat already exists, or has existed before.

Then logically, the universe was destroyed and rebuilt in a second. Obviously, we didn't notice.

[Killas[SiN]]

What is it with the human obsession to die from a heart attack?