Topic: Engrish-Engrish, the crème de la crème. (Read 5204 times)

Alexhans · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2009, 12:49:30 pm »

http://tashian.com/perl/translate-babel.cgi

Alexhans · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2009, 12:52:12 pm »

and it's priceles.. XD

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Sensei · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:02:54 pm »

Full of friggin' win. Here's mine:

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Kagus · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2009, 03:52:35 pm »

"The demarcation of laffs of the buttock very fastly."

I think I need to go sit down for a while...

Sensei · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:32:06 am »

I'm sorry, did you mean:

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Jack_Bread · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:00:57 am »

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O_O

ein · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2009, 03:18:05 am »

BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I AM EXPECTATION.

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Jackrabbit · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:20:14 pm »

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Rashilul · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:26:45 pm »

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This must be why foreign people never understand me.

Broose · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:49:16 pm »

I remember once, at school, I translated my essay to a bunch of different languages, for fun. After putting it through German and back, one of the words was Robocop.

Jack_Bread · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2009, 12:01:51 am »

Wow. Did you turn it in like that?

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Alexhans · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:24:10 pm »

Quote from: Rashilul on August 30, 2009, 08:26:45 pm

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Original English Text:

Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter,
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will make my batter better,
So she bought some better butter
Better than the bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter,
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

Translated to French:
Betty Botter a acheté du beurre mais elle a dit le butter' ; s amer, si je le mettais dans ma pâte lisse
Elle rendra ma pâte lisse amer, mais un bit d'un meilleur beurre
Rendra ma pâte lisse meilleure,
Ainsi elle a acheté du meilleur beurre mieux que le beurre amer, et elle l'a mis dans sa pâte lisse
Et sa pâte lisse n'était pas amère,
Ainsi ' ; les twas améliorent Betty Botter acheté un morceau d'un meilleur beurre.

Translated back to English:
Betty Botter bought butter but she said the butter' S bitter, if I put it in my paste smoothes It returns my paste smoothes bitter, but a bit of a better butter Rendra my paste smoothes better, Ainsi it bought better butter better than bitter butter, and it put it in its smooth paste And its paste smoothes was not bitter, Ainsi ' the twas improve Betty Botter bought a piece of a better butter.

Translated to German:
Betty Botter kaufte Butter, aber sie sagte das butter' Bitteres S, wenn ich es in meine Paste einsetze, macht sie zurückbringt meine Paste glatt macht bitteres glatt, aber ein Bit einer besseren Butter Rendra, das meine Paste besser glatt macht, Ainsi sie bessere Butterbesser als bittere Butter kaufte, und sie setzte sie in seine glatte Paste ein und seine Paste macht war nicht bitter, Ainsi ' glatt; die twas verbessern Betty Botter, der ein Stück einer besseren Butter gekauft wird.

Translated back to English:
Betty Botter bought butter, but she said the butter' Bitter S, if I insert it into my paste, makes it returns my paste smoothly makes bitter smooth, but a bit of a better butter Rendra, which makes my paste better smooth, Ainsi it improves butter-better than bitter butter bought, and it inserted it into its smooth paste and its paste makes was not bitterly, Ainsi ' smooth; twas improve Betty Botter, which is bought a piece of a better butter.

Translated to Italian:
Betty Botter ha comprato il burro, ma ha detto il butter' La S amara, se la inserisco nel mio inserimento, lo fa restituisce il mio inserimento uniformemente rende amaro per lisciare, ma un bit di migliore burro Rendra, che rende al mio inserimento migliore liscio, Ainsi che migliora il burro burro-più migliore amaro comprato e lo ha inserito nel suo inserimento liscio ed il suo inserimento fa non era amaramente, Ainsi ' liscio; i twas migliorano Betty Botter, che è comprata un pezzo di migliore burro.

Translated back to English:
Betty Botter has bought the butter, but she has said the butter' Bitter S, if I insert it in my insertion, ago gives back my insertion uniform returns bitter in order to smooth down, but a bit of better Rendra butter, that it is profitable to my smooth better insertion, Ainsi that improves the butter bitter better butter-more bought and has inserted it in its smooth insertion and its insertion makes not era bitterly, smooth Ainsi ' the twas they improve Betty Botter, that a butter piece is bought better.

Translated to Portuguese:
Betty Botter comprou a manteiga, mas disse o butter' S amargo, se eu o introduzo em minha inserção, há dá para trás a minha inserção os retornos uniformes amargos a fim alisar para baixo, mas um bit da melhor manteiga de Rendra, que é rentável a minha melhor inserção lisa, Ainsi que melhora o melhor amargo da manteiga manteiga-mais comprada e o introduziu em sua inserção lisa e sua inserção faz não a era amargamente, Ainsi liso ' os twas melhoram Betty Botter, de que que uma parte da manteiga é comprada melhor.

Translated back to English:
Betty Botter bought the butter, but she said butter' S bitter taste, if I introduce it in my insertion, has of the one back my insertion the returns bitter uniforms the end to smooth downward, but a bit of the better butter of Rendra, that is income-producing mine more better smooth insertion, Ainsi that improves the best bitter taste of the butter bought butter-more and introduced it in its smooth insertion and its insertion makes it was not bitterly, smooth Ainsi ' twas improves Betty Botter, of whom that a part of the butter is bought better.

Translated to Spanish:
Betty Botter compró la mantequilla, pero ella dijo butter' El gusto amargo de S, si lo introduzco en mi inserción, tiene de la una parte posterior mi inserción los uniformes amargos de las vueltas el extremo a alisar hacia abajo, pero de un dígito binario de la mejor mantequilla de Rendra, que renta-está produciendo los míos una inserción lisa mejor, Ainsi que mejore el mejor gusto amargo de la mantequilla comprada mantequilla-más y lo introdujo en su inserción lisa y su inserción la hace no estaba amargamente, Ainsi liso ' los twas mejoran a Betty Botter, de quien eso una parte de la mantequilla se compra mejor.

Translated back to English:
Betty Botter bought butter, but she said butter' The bitter taste of S, if I introduce it in my insertion, downwards has of a later part my insertion the bitter uniforms of the returns the end alder grove, but of a bit of the best butter of Rendra, that rent-is producing a mine smooth insertion better, Ainsi than improves the best bitter taste of bought butter butter-more and it introduced it in his smooth insertion and its insertion does was not bitterly, smooth Ainsi ' twas improves Betty Botter, of whom a that part of butter is bought better.

Say that ten times fast
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Original English Text:
Dwarf fortress is a fortress simulation game.

Translated to Japanese:
小型要塞は要塞のシミュレーション・ゲームであるか。

Translated back to English:
Is the small-sized fortress the simulation game of the fortress?

Translated to Chinese:
小型堡垒是否是堡垒的模仿计划？

Translated back to English:
Is the small fortress the imitation plan of fortress?

Translated to French:
La petite forteresse est-elle le plan d'imitation de la forteresse ?

Translated back to English:
The small fortress is the plan of imitation of the fortress?

Translated to German:
Die kleine Festung ist der Plan der Nachahmung der Festung?

Translated back to English:
The small fortress is the plan of the imitation of the fortress?

Translated to Italian:
La piccola fortezza è il piano dell'imitazione della fortezza?

Translated back to English:
Is the small fortress the plan of the imitation of the fortress?

Translated to Portuguese:
É a fortaleza pequena a planta da imitação da fortaleza?

Translated back to English:
The small is fortress the plant of the imitation of the fortress?

Translated to Spanish:
¿El pequeño es fortaleza la planta de la imitación de la fortaleza?

Translated back to English:
Is the small one strength the plant of the imitation of the strength?
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Original English Text:
I am death lord! All will bow down and fear me!

Translated to Japanese:
私は死の主である! すべては曲げ、私を恐れている!

Translated back to English:
I death am main! It bends everything, fears me!

Translated to Chinese:
我死亡是主要的! 它弯曲一切，恐惧我!

Translated back to English:
I died am main! Its curving all, fear I!

Translated to French:
Je suis mort suis principal ! Ses courbant tous, crainte I !

Translated back to English:
I died am principal! Its curving all, feared I!

Translated to German:
Ich starb bin allgemein! Seine kurvend alle, befürchtetes I!

Translated back to English:
I died am general! Its circling all, feared I!

Translated to Italian:
Sono morto sono generale! Il suoi circondando tutti, I temuta!

Translated back to English:
They are died are general! Its encircling all, the been worried one!

Translated to Portuguese:
São morridos são gerais! Seu cercando tudo, preocupado um!

Translated back to English:
They are died are general! Its surrounding everything, worried one!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Se mueren son generales! ¡Su rodeando todo, preocupado uno!

Translated back to English:
They die are general! His surrounding everything, worried one!
This must be why foreign people never understand me.

lol at the 3 of them

Mephisto · « **Reply #27 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:27:43 pm »

Quote from: Naxza on August 31, 2009, 10:27:31 am

I'm gonna give this a whirl.

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English-
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success!

To German and back-
This which A triumph. I' m making A note here, huge success!

To Spanish and back-
This was to triumph. I' m making to notices here, huge success!

To Italian and back-
This was to triumph. I' m making to notes to here, huge success!

To Greek and back-
This was to triumph. I'? m making to notes to here, huge success!

To Russian and back-
This of was to of triumph. I' m of making to of notes to of here, huge of success!

To Japanese and back-
This was to triumph. I' m making to notes to here and huge success!

I give up. It's really hard to screw this sentence up.

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English-
Anyways, the cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Through German-
Anyways, the cake is great, it' s delicious and moist in such a way.

Through Spanish-
Anyways, the cake is great, it' s delicious and moist in such to way.

Through Italian-
Anyways, the cake is great, it' s delicious and moist in such to way. (No change. O_o )

Through Greek-
Anyways, the cake is great, it'? s delicious and moist in such to way. (GRAAGH)

Through Russian-
Anyways, the of cake is of great, it'? s of delicious and moist in of such to of way.

Through Japanese-
Anyways, of cake is of great and it'? s of delicious and moist in of such to of way.

Wow. Online translators got nothin' on GLaDOS.

I don't think you're doing it right. You feed the English phrase to the German translator, translate the German to English, feed that into another translator, etc.

Sensei · « **Reply #28 on:** August 31, 2009, 08:43:56 pm »

The more complex the sentence, the better. If it's just a few words that can be directly translated in all languages, it'll usually be fine. For example, 'War and Peace' doesn't change at all.

War. War never changes.

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It does, of course, only take one minor change in tense or meaning to send the whole thing out of control.

Taco Dan · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2009, 02:15:05 am »

Quote from: Sensei on August 31, 2009, 08:43:56 pm

The more complex the sentence, the better. If it's just a few words that can be directly translated in all languages, it'll usually be fine. For example, 'War and Peace' doesn't change at all.

War. War never changes.

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Original English Text:
War. War never changes.

Translated to French:
Guerre. La guerre ne change jamais.

Translated back to English:
War. The war never changes.

Translated to German:
Krieg. Der Krieg ändert nie.

Translated back to English:
War. The war never modifies.

Translated to Italian:
Guerra. La guerra non modifica mai.

Translated back to English:
War. The war not modification never.

Translated to Portuguese:
Guerra. A modificação da guerra não nunca.

Translated back to English:
War. The modification of the war not never.

Translated to Spanish:
Guerra. La modificación de la guerra no nunca.

Translated back to English:
War. The modification of the war not never.

It does, of course, only take one minor change in tense or meaning to send the whole thing out of control.

Wow, imagine Ron Perlman saying that at the beginning of Fallout 3.

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