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[blah28722]

Okay, then.

I yell "FIREBALL PUNCH", punch the nearest player, hoping to daze him. Then, I run to the blacksmith.

[Dragooble]

who's the nearest player then? or do you just want me to roll to decide?

[blah28722]

I'll punch the enchanter. I think I can take him.

[RedWarrior0]

I run to the blacksmith before anyone tries to punch me

[CJ1145]

I use my samurai training to find the quickest route to the blacksmith, and take the crown. I then run back with the crown.

[zchris13]

Shouldn't you be working together?

work together or take all the credit for yourself die trying. i don't care.

[blah28722]

Clearly, no.

[Dragooble]

work together or take all the credit for yourself. i don't care.

[CJ1145]

Only one of us gets the sword. Thus, to hell with all teams, the best man gets the reward!

[Frelock]

I go out into the castle grounds, and see if there's an armory some place I could pick up some weapons from.

[knightedskull]

I'll chase down Jack and strangle him to death.

[CJ1145]

If he actually manages to catch up, I'll try to avoid him. By jumping. I jump good.

[knightedskull]

and as a samurai robot that knows all of Jack's move, I can jump maybe even further than Jack.

[Dragooble]

and as a samurai robot that knows all of Jack's move, I can jump maybe even further than Jack.

that is for the dice to decide.

[Dragooble]

Spoiler: Urist Mcmagic (click to show/hide)

1: you yell FIREBALL KICK and punch the enchanter. you miss completely and fall flat on your face.

Spoiler: Tim (click to show/hide)

6: you run as fast as you can to the blacksmith. unfortunately you run past it without noticing. you are standing in front of the wizards guild.

Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

5: you run to the blacksmith in record time! you ask for the crown but what the blacksmith says mystifies you "eh? that rubbish king never ordered any crown from me!"

Spoiler: Ivanor (click to show/hide)

4: you find an armory in the castle grounds you ask the dealer for some weapons. "sorry lad, i'm all out. that bloody blacksmith is late with my order. if you can get it for me i'll give you a sword, no charge!"

Spoiler: Katana Ultra Robot (click to show/hide)

1: you run to the blacksmith and as you're about to enter, you notice an old lady. you decide to strangle her instead.
Katana Ultra Robot: Combat roll!: 5! Old lady: defense roll!: 2! you  crush the old lady's neck! she falls to the ground, dead and lifeless.