By futilely sabotaging Jackrabbit's message I am assuming that the next person will say "I see what you did there" or something similar and thus am fervently, desperately holding onto a last attempt that a chain can be started which will only lead to madness, anger, and trolling. But I am quite satisfied as my avatar is a penguin wielding an axe and that is somehow the latest fad despite there being evidence to the contrary. When I posted this message I was laughing silently (or possibly out loud) in my head because I thought it to be a tad amusing and would like to see people continue the trend but I did not expect Glacial Eidolon to come in and post an insanely long message in my description. Because that would be cruel and even though Glacial Eidolon hurts my eyes he is too forgettable to actually do anything. So therefore I am completely secure in my dealings as Glacial Eidolon would never pontificate in my name. But I have not known Glacial Eidolon for very long and he has not either so he will probably leave me alone. But I have forgotten or just not read his previous post fully and thus missed what Glacial Eidolon has said about "flexible morals" which are not really flexible but simply rigid and stiff but bent to allow for fun times. Of course this is all a joke post and we shall all laugh when you eventually get to the end of it because I will have successfully wasted your time to the point where your eyes bleed. But since this too is buried under mounds of unyielding text you will mistake it for a text wall and not actually a text wall. So therefore I have proved to you all something which I cannot remember and most likely never will due to the sheer volcano of words that is erupting from my keyboard.
Now imagine it all over again in Microsoft Sam's voice.
...Yes, I made a joke. It wasn't funny... none of you laughed... but I had fun doing it, and that is what counts, no?