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Strife26

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5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« on: August 23, 2009, 07:01:57 am »

The zombies have arrived. We know not whether they shamble, walk, run, crawl, or levitate, but they are here. Happily, some omnipresent force is giving you some help. You may choose five people to be with in the apocalypse. However, just to make it fun, you may only choose actors.


Based off of a facebook quiz, I'd like to see how the Bay answers this question. Note that we aren't talking about characters here. The Terminator would be awesome, true. A non-zombifiable robot with super-strength? Perfect. You can't have him. You'd get the Governator instead, which might not be that bad of a thing.

Because so many good actors are past their prime, or dead, we'll allow you to pick any actor, at any age.

I've picked out a list myself, and I think that it would be pretty tough to beat. Let's have some suggestions from the Bay, and see what ideas get thrown around.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 07:09:50 am »

Five? All you need is Chuck Norris.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 07:19:32 am »

Miley Cyrus, Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas, and Brenda Song.

None of those people would probably be very useful in a zombie attack, but GODDAMN would I want to see them get eaten.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2009, 07:22:35 am »

I'd prefer if it were people you knew.

1:Clint Eastwood.(Man with No Name)
2:Brad Pitt.(Inglorious Basterds)
3:Uma Whatever-her-surname-is.(Kill Bill)
4:Vin Diesel.
5:The Rock.

The big muscley guys distract the zombies with all their delicious flesh, then me and Clint ride off into the sunset.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2009, 07:22:55 am »

Miley Cyrus, Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas, and Brenda Song.

None of those people would probably be very useful in a zombie attack, but GODDAMN would I want to see them get eaten.
Your younger sister is about as old as mine?
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 07:24:32 am »

Miley Cyrus, Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas, and Brenda Song.

None of those people would probably be very useful in a zombie attack, but GODDAMN would I want to see them get eaten.
Your younger sister is about as old as mine?

How'd you guess?
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 07:24:50 am »

Five? All you need is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is one too many.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 07:30:46 am »

You definitely need Haley Joel Osment. To tell you whether he sees dead people.

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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 07:32:30 am »

You definitely need Haley Joel Osment. To tell you wheter he sees dead people.
Not when they are in front of you. Moaning for the whole world to know.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2009, 07:33:40 am »

General Mills for one. He shall appease their hunger for BRAAAAAAN.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 07:36:05 am »

How about Peter Sellers? He'd devise a clever plan of building an underground shelter with high female-to-male ratio. For the survival of the species, of course.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 07:37:09 am »

How about Peter Sellers? He'd devise a clever plan of building an underground shelter with high female-to-male ratio. For the survival of the species, of course.
Agreed, ten females to every male.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 07:37:42 am »

Jackie Chan?  That's all I can really think of at the moment.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 07:38:26 am »

And MacGyver, to build the entire compound out of a dustball and an Ace of Spades.
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Re: 5 people at your back. Against Zombies.
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 08:48:56 am »

Just George Clooney.

He may not be any use in a fight, but DAMMIT I WILL DIE HAPPY.
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