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[blah28722]

Five Hollywood superstar actresses.

I will also die happy.

[GruffyBears]

That really depends on how long you have.

[Armok]

Does David Attenborough count as an actor?
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[GruffyBears]

Oh God that'd be incredible.

Maybe him and Stephen Fry.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Miley Cyrus, Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas, and Brenda Song.

None of those people would probably be very useful in a zombie attack, but GODDAMN would I want to see them get eaten.

Your younger sister is about as old as mine?

How'd you guess?

It's obvious, Miley Cyrus.

[Vester]

Miley Cyrus, Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas, and Brenda Song.

None of those people would probably be very useful in a zombie attack, but GODDAMN would I want to see them get eaten.

Your younger sister is about as old as mine?

How'd you guess?

It's obvious, Miley Cyrus.

I think it was a rhetorical question.

[Cthulhu]

Hmmm....

Five Jackie Chans.

They would distract the zombies while I ran away.

[Armok]

Also; the Mythbusters?

[sonerohi]

Jay Leno, Will Ferrel, Bruce Lee, Jackey Chan, and the obesest actor possible. We all could outrun tub-tub, and live a totally kickass life fighting zombies.

[Zai]

Bob Ross. His voice would soothe the zombies, possibly even reverting them back to normal human beings. And then he could paint a nice picture for them in 30 minutes. _{He's on TV so he counts as an actor.}

[Nilocy]

I'd just get 5 clones of me, and run away myself. And then start having serious doubts about my originality, wether im just the smartest clone, or the real thing. Now, that'd be a film to watch.

[ein]

I probably wouldn't care who was with me as long as I had a chainsword with some crazy future-tech cell that never lost its charge and a girl with common interests (read: enjoys blowing shit up and using chainsaws and bladed weapons). *Glee*

[Vester]

But then you'd probably die in a cataclysmic explosion that you started. Heroically, granted, but still dead.

And I want to add Jon Stewart to my list, making that George Clooney and Jon Stewart, so far.

[ein]

If I find myself in a hopeless situation, I will go out in a blaze of glory.
I won't kill myself in an explosion accidentally.

[Vester]

It won't be accidental, of course. Given how these things go, you'd load a trailer truck to the brim with explosives and drive it into the heart of the zombie hive mind/infestation, in order to save your female companion.

That's why if you're a dude you pick another dude as a zombie-fighting partner. That way it's a half-and-half chance of death, rather than a 90% chance of dying in a heroic sacrifice.