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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

(There is no pictures to illuminate my character. What with him being a cowboy-scientist-wizard guy.)

[EagleV]

I heard someone call for a roll...

Spoiler: results (click to show/hide)

A sloop materialises several feet above your table. You're all unharmed when it comes crashing down, but the bartender is planning to change that, as his eyebrows and redness indicate.

Spoiler: rolls (click to show/hide)

Ghost Ship (20)
Clichés: Swashbuckler (half a pirate)(half), zombie

5d6: 18 [5d6=4,1,3,4,6]
18 = almost 20 so ghost ship with bad effects

Raised Eyebrow (15)
Clichés: Mad Scientist, Sorcerer -1d (because you're used to unscientific stuff)

3d6: 7 [3d6=1,4,2]
7 = under 15/2 so no effects

Spoiler: fight (click to show/hide)

*Insert Mortal Kombat Themesong*

The bartender fights with an iron rod, and the Angry Bartender (4) cliché.
There is also an Only Slightly Less Angry, Drunken Mob (7).

Let the fight begin.

(I want everyone to tell me if you want to fight in a group with leader (see rules) or if you just want to, you know, fight, tell we what cliché you use. With a good explanation if it is inappropriate.)

[SingularByte]

"To arms, men!" I'll fight in a group if any is formed, otherwise I'll just attack the bartender. I'll use swordfighting in this fight.

[GruffyBears]

I'll use my zombiefied state to turn the red-faced, semi-concious Drunken Angry Mob into a green-skinned, mindless Zombie Ship Crew.

[Katsuun]

I attempt to jump epicly form a wall onto the sloopbartender and follow with a PUNCH.

EDIT for enemy identification failure.

[GruffyBears]

What has everyone got against my ghost ship?!

[Katsuun]

What has everyone got against my ghost ship?!

I thought that was an enemy ship!

Edited...

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I attempt to Bamboozle the crowd with a combination of techobabble, magical-sounding words and a Texan drawl.

[tehstefan]

I attack the bartender with my sword, in a non lethal way. One liner may or may not be included.

[Armok]

I calculate the odds of the battle, then observes the outcomes and using the difference calulate the amount of plot armor each one has.

I use applied Game Theory to calculate the actions of each side, and so stay out of the fight by simply moving around so that nobody has any reason to fight me.

[NUKE9.13]

I set fire to the pub, starting with the bit where we and the ghost ship are not. Cue manic laughter!

[Rashilul]

Can I be the 8th player?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Jeb the Knight

Jeb was a useless peasant farmer when
he decided to join an order of knights.
Needless to say they kicked him out.
Now he roams the lands honing his
skills and looking for an order to join.

Knight(3) cowboy(2) special forces(2) Theatrics(3)(twirls sword around, jumps through windows, speeches, slow motion etc.)

[EagleV]

is looking for fight rules in first post

No teams were formed

Spoiler: Gered VS Bartender (click to show/hide)

Swordfighting (3) against Angry Bartender (4)

3d6: 12 [3d6=4,3,5]
4d6: 17 [4d6=1,6,6,4]

After a few quick blows from both sides, the bartender manges to smash Gereds jawbone with his rod. Gered crawls away, his cheeck and pride hurting as hell. -1d

Spoiler: Gary VS Mob (click to show/hide)

Zombie (3) against Mob (7)
However, everyone knows that mobs are easy to manipulate when done right, so double point for zombie!

Zombie(6) against Mob (7)

6d6: 22 [6d6=5,4,5,2,5,1]
7d6: 25 [7d6=3,2,6,3,3,5,3]

The Mob is not intimidated by zombies, and Gary gets a few good hits before he manages to climb on the boat. -1

Spoiler: Gibson VS Bartender (click to show/hide)

Martial Artist (3) VS Bartender (4)

3d6: 14 [3d6=6,4,4]
4d6: 14 [4d6=2,5,2,5]

(Nothing in the rules about ties, but because GM is currently imagining a detective running on a wall and landing fists first on a bartender, you win.)

The detective performs an epic wallroom two times across the tavern, and manages to jump of th wall at exactly the right moment to land his fists in the bartender's unprotected back. The bartender rolls forward and quickly stands up, but his hernia really hurts so he's at -1 die.

Spoiler: James VS Mob (click to show/hide)

Only one cliché can be used in combat. This crowd will most likely be 'Bamboozled' by sorcery, so it counts double!

8d6: 26 [8d6=6,1,2,3,2,6,1,5]
7d6: 27 [7d6=5,6,5,1,3,5,2]

The crowd cheers and yells even before you can get to the point of your speach, and you have a hard time not to start crying. -1, lost selfcontrol in everything sorcery-related.

Spoiler: Nathan VS Bartender (click to show/hide)

I take it you use Swashbuckler?

4d6: 11 [4d6=2,1,6,2]
4d6: 12 [4d6=2,2,2,6]

While speaking the Epic words "Imagine there were no hypothetical situations!", you attempt to overwhelm the bartender with a flurry of your sword. He doesn't take time to think about it, however, and you meet the business end of his rod. -1d

Spoiler: Sanger VS Maths (click to show/hide)

Difficulty = 15, Cliché = Mathematician (5)

5d6: 17 [5d6=1,2,4,6,4]

You manage to calculate that you best chance is to team up.

Spoiler: Pyromaniac VS Burn! (click to show/hide)

Difficulty = 10 , but under 15 may have... Side effects.
Cliché: Fire Mage (4)

4d6: 15 [4d6=1,4,5,5]
You manage to spawn a torrent of flames in the doorway, and the mob starts panicking! They have -3 dice, but now use the Trample special rule: everyone attacked by the mob must roll to get up again, or be trampled...

A knight jumps trough the flames in slowmotion, and works his way to the group of adventurers while slowly jumping over tables. Or something.

[Rashilul]

Jeb jumps up on to a table and begins a theatric conversation with the barkeep condemning him of the evils of letting such a nice tavern get destroyed. In olde speak.

[SingularByte]

From my crawling position, I'll quickly spin round, hoping to strike at the bartender's legs.