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[Duke 2.0]

 Not only have you done that poorly, but we have enough women here in a chill atmosphere that such a phrase seems rather odd now.

 More likely than not when you save your settings it goes straight to the cookies but doesn't quite make it to the Facebook servers for some bizarre international reason.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Hey Duke! Back to your old avatar?

Hmm, I need to change mine... TO TINYPIC!

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Hey man, she's in Prague. Of course there always be an internet problem.

Eh, Sappho, could you care to provide us some pics of Prague? I... am interested at that old city (I BLAME BARTHEMEUS!)

[Cthulhu]

If I'm not online, I'll make it respond with "RECALIBRATING LOGIC ENGINES - TRY AGAIN LATER" or something.

[Sensei]

If I can find a way to put some kind of tiny camera/sound recorder on the journal so I can hear what people say when they pick it up, I am totally going to do this.


Another hilarious idea.  Write a telnet chat program, name it GENESIS, and put it on a flash drive.  Leave the flash drive at the library.  When someone plugs it in and opens the program, they'll type something in, and I'll respond, pretending to be GENESIS, the world's first sentient AI.

Heh, one typo and the gig's up though. Better get spellchecker.

[Cthulhu]

Punk you did not just suggest I make typos.  If typing were a sword, I would be like, a samurai or something.

[LegoLord]

Punk you did not just suggest I make typos.  If typing were a sword, I would be like, a samurai or something.

A good samurai, or a bad one?

[Cthulhu]

Neither, a samurai who does whatever he wants.

[Chutney]

That has nothing to do with skill...

(But I understand that you got confused by his question. He didn't mean alignment, he meant skill)

[ein]

He would be like Miyamoto Musashi.

[ArkDelgato]

He would be like Miyamoto Musashi.

A keyboard in each hand?

[Cthulhu]

I want to try that now.  You know how cool I would be if I could simultaneously type two messages on two different computers?  I would get all the ladies.

[Kagus]

Uh...  I'm currently using two computers.  I've got a laptop on the desk right next to the desktop on my lap.  I use both.  The laptop even has a Norwegian keyboard.

I chat with people on the laptop while playing games on the deskie.

[Cthulhu]

I do that too when I'm using my desktop, but the rest of my family commandeered the monitor for the family computer(And then expected me to buy a new monitor for my computer with my own money).  Theirs is the one that broke, screw that.


Anyway, I totally want to do the fake AI thing.  Does anyone know how I could write a program similar to the one mentioned before?

[Killas[SiN]]

No, but that sounds like a damn awesome idea.

[Sensei]

So you want to be a dual-wielding instant message ronin?

Eh, shoot.