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[Rowanas]

That's where Americans and French came from! We atomsmashed goblins into our world and that's what they became!

[Outcast Orange]

Nah, French are like elves.
(Pretty language, eat snails, sing a lot, run around naked)

I love my preconceptions of French people.

[Deandet]

Sorry, but I'm French.

[Rowanas]

Well, on the upside, at least you're sorry about it

[Sensei]

No, the amount of herbs and plants that go into French food would make you some sort of criminal in elf-land, I'm sure...

...obviously we should give baguettes to the elves, for fun. Or escargot?

[Judas Maccabeus]

Or to atomsmash merchants, unwanted migrants, Elves, etc...

EDIT:  *whaps self on head* How did I miss the fact that there was another page...

[jupotter]

Nah, French are like elves.
(Pretty language, eat snails, sing a lot, run around naked)

I love my preconceptions of French people.

Hey, French are not like that...
...
At least, they don't all run around naked

[EvilTwin]

No, the amount of herbs and plants that go into French food would make you some sort of criminal in elf-land, I'm sure...

you don't get it, hu? the french are punished elves. for eating herbs and the like they got forced to trade with the elf-hating dwarves, and that's how they were atom-smashed...

[Draco18s]

Do the French cannibalize their fallen enemies?  I thought that was the Germans....

[EvilTwin]

EDIT:[not serious]

you mean nazis...? yes... er, no. they would never eat the dirty flesh of their non-aryan enemies...
but... hmm... if the enemies of the french are snails, maybe...

EDIT:[/not serious] (*sigh*)

[Vester]

*sigh*.

Suddenly, Godwin.

[Nivim]

Yeah, whoever does the transfer always uses socks as payment.
I've had socks vanish in my room that don't reappear even after a mega-deep clean.

The washer and dryer eat them.  Haven't you ever noticed how you never get an even number of socks back?

We have managed to atom smash a computer and some book boxes (probably loads of other random objects) under all of our junk. Go find them in dwarf fortress, requiring you to take a fort all the way to 1999-2008 or so, then switch to the time-stopping adventure mode to find stuff.

[Kelbin]

Ontopic

Nah, French are like elves.
(Pretty language, eat snails, sing a lot, run around naked)

I love my preconceptions of French people.

Elves naked?

Did you even had your military spar unarmed in Dwarf Fortress? Ever?


Socks Everywhere!!!

Cheese For Everyone!!!

Oops sorry about, Cheese for no one.


Anyhow.


Wonder what happens if you atom smash a full grown blue whale?

[Judas Maccabeus]

Wonder what happens if you atom smash a full grown blue whale?

It'll probably appear in mid-air.

"I wonder if it'll be friends with me... Hello, ground!"

[Hawkfrost]

Whats with all the french hating?
Seriously.


I say to atomsmash some fluffy wamblers in.
Everyone likes them.

Good way to end war all around the world; give them wamblers as a gift.

I'm sure I don't have to tell you that a metaversal trans-gateway can only be stable in an area with low baratermic background levels. Such states the law of Urist McQuantum.

And if you smash planepacked, I believe that each picture of itself will be rendered into reality... and if theres ~130~ planepacked's the epic field will simply be to great and could destroy the bounds of reality.

In other words... Is a galactic-scale giant red mecha with a face for a chest going to appear if we pull it off? And will we all be able to control it? Hell, this could be the start of probability-altering technology!!!

We gotta do it.

Screw that, send in Kamina.