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[Sensei]

Wonder what happens if you atom smash a full grown blue whale?

It'll probably appear in mid-air.

"I wonder if it'll be friends with me... Hello, ground!"

Remember the times don't line up. And it's possible that it'll go to the ocean. You'll be lucky to mindfuck a caveman and a paleontologist.

[Rowanas]

Whats with all the french hating?
Seriously.


I say to atomsmash some fluffy wamblers in.
Everyone likes them.

Good way to end war all around the world; give them wamblers as a gift.

I'm sure I don't have to tell you that a metaversal trans-gateway can only be stable in an area with low baratermic background levels. Such states the law of Urist McQuantum.

And if you smash planepacked, I believe that each picture of itself will be rendered into reality... and if theres ~130~ planepacked's the epic field will simply be to great and could destroy the bounds of reality.

In other words... Is a galactic-scale giant red mecha with a face for a chest going to appear if we pull it off? And will we all be able to control it? Hell, this could be the start of probability-altering technology!!!

We gotta do it.

Screw that, send in Kamina.

Real spoiler coming up. not one of those fake spoilers. This will actually spoil stuff.

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Screw that, he'll only die anyway

P.S. in order to stop offending frenchies, let's move on to America-bashing. It hasn't seen a fair fight for almost 100 years, the people are stupid and obese and they get to be between the two awesome countries, Mexico and Canada, so it's fine

[Phantom]

Screw america, go canadians and ninjas.
(Im a USA Resident by the way)

[Itnetlolor]

I know, hows 'bout we take bits and pieces (and chunks) of all sorts of creatures and randomly smash them?

Considering the temporal transition, gibs will fall all over the place all over time.

One moment, the guts of a camel will fall in the Amazon, and some time later pieces of noble land in Egypt and so on and so forth. And out of nowhere, a ton of cat parts will fall all over China and etc.


Now that ought to confuse some people.


Though, now that you consider quantum mechanics with time/space; if this is a stationary incident, and if the stuff sent via atom smasher remain in place, and there's a delay in the transfer between realms, they're going to impact the earth, and hard. That, or slowly creep towards the sun and possibly hit Venus or Mercury, and not even land on Earth to begin with.

We have to consider the Earth's spin as well as orbit speed if we intend to send things across. And we also have to consider that with stationary incidents, things can even become embedded underground. So yeah, we can even have accidental HFS.

This may require some extensive testing so we have everything down. If we can properly calculate and coordinate a transfer, we can send just about anything our way. :evil grin:

[Sensei]

I say we send in a Makken.

Just to be SURE it works.

[Rowanas]

ok, I'm going to mod a race of hot russian lesbians as pets. When you've done the equations, tell me and I'll start the smashing.

[Phantom]

Step one
-Atom smash stuff
Step 2
-Atom smash Morul
Step 3
-Atom smash another JFK to replace old JFK
Step 4
-If above does not work, atom smash a clone of Abraham Lincoln
Step 5
-Atom Smash a democratic clone of Kim-Jong-Il, kill current President Kim, replace to avoid Korean war.

[Rowanas]

WHAT THE HELL? Screw democracy.

1:Atomsmash General Zod
2:
3:KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[Sensei]

1: Atom smash a Grue
2: 
3: Profit(?)

[Itnetlolor]

1. Calculate transfer to the 1970s
2. Set fire to a lignite box
3. Atom-
4. ♫Burn Baby Burn, Disco-Inferno!!!!♪

[Draco18s]

"I wonder if it'll be friends with me... Hello, ground!"

You really should include the line, "What's that big round thing below me?" too, that's half the joke.

[Neruz]

1: Atom smash a Grue
2: 
3: Profit(?)

[Deandet]

1. Atomsmash as many bins with limestone lignite in them as possible after setting them on fire.
2. Atomsmash stone. Lots of stone.
3. Atomsmash a dwarven spaceship.

[Deandet]

If there's a delay in the transfer between realms, we'll need to calculate the ultimate speed of the Earth, which is impossible.

[Rowanas]

Grues are scary...

I'm glad they don't exist, or we would have real reasons to be scared of the dark. I picture them as being really small and cute, but just dissolving your stomach painlessly.