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[thobal]

ugh, recently i've been in a must be a good ruler phase to the point that I've lost several forts because of migrant-splosion. i dont chase the kobolds because I'm of the opinion of "take, take, I've got eight."

as for CivII/AC, the grovelling diplomats remind me of a certain episode of futurama....

"Please Don-Bot, look into your hard-drive, and open your mercy file."

"File. Not. Found."

[Killas[SiN]]

I always choose the evil option, no matter the situation. I'm nice in real life but when it comes to games I'll hurt people for personal enjoyment. I run around in Infamous, sucking the life out of people when I don't even need it. I play GalCiv 2 and set up spore ships with accompanying battleships around allied planets. The battleships remove the defenders and the spore ships kill all life on the planets. I intentionally detonate my missiles over friendly cities in Defcon. In Rise of Nations, I make a mad dash for the enemy capital, capture their whole nation and then systematically use death squads to remove civilians left over. After doing that, I kill everyone in my army because they've been weakened and I make new ones. In GTA I take potshots at people's legs with the sniper rifle, I like watching them fall over and crawl along. In various strategy games I send my forces into death traps, just for the sake of capturing points of sentimental value. Oh, and I've made my brother cry during monopoly by ruthlessly charging extortionate rent and forcing him to give up property.

+9000

[Kagus]

Stany, you may wish to consider Postal 2 for your sadistic pleasure.  It's not particular large-scale, but the detail is nice.

[JoshuaFH]

Stany, you may wish to consider Postal 2 for your sadistic pleasure.  It's not particular large-scale, but the detail is nice.

Doesn't that have Gary Coleman in it?

[Kagus]

Aye, that it does.  The multiplayer expansion (Share the Pain) even allows you to play on an entire team of Gary Colemans.  They're shorter and can't take as much of a beating, but they're damn fast and can hide in the weirdest places thanks to their compact size.

He even does his own voice.  If you sniff around on the homepage, you'll be able to find some videos of him with the crew.  Including one where they they take him out to a shooting range to blow some holes in the company logo.