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Author Topic: Paranoia  (Read 8963 times)

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2009, 07:21:29 pm »

I start pointing the mutant detector at everyone in turn. (except me.)
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2009, 09:59:01 pm »

Point out how conspicuous it is that NewerMartianEmperor's character is pointing the mutant detector at everyone but him/herself
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2009, 06:46:54 am »

Lozza agrees with Panda.

Sh puts the purple potion back and picks up a green potion, which she tastes.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #78 on: August 26, 2009, 06:53:59 am »

I point it at myself, in a move that is sure to get me killed.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #79 on: August 26, 2009, 02:18:59 pm »

((OoC, I'm pretty sure the mutant detector doesn't work at all.))
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2009, 03:37:08 pm »

To test it, point it at me, I'm a registered mutant.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2009, 04:41:28 pm »

Okay, I instead point it at kashyyk.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2009, 07:58:26 pm »

A strange gurgling noise comes out of Lozza.

The mutant detector lets off a series of whooping noises and the little red light comes on.

The R&D clerk ignores Panda and asks, "Which one of you is taking the gun, then? Tauja-R-TEJ? I see that you do not have anythi- What is that!?"

Lozza vomits up a puddle of green and purple slime. It seems to be quivering slightly.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2009, 11:53:30 pm »

Tauja slinks out, to get the experimental equipment.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2009, 01:12:34 am »

"Huh, seems to be working then. What should we do about that goo?"
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #85 on: August 27, 2009, 02:19:25 am »

Pand steps away from the goo slowly.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2009, 06:12:18 am »

Lozza puts back the chemical, grabs her gun and points it at the goo, while stepping back.

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #87 on: August 27, 2009, 06:48:02 am »

I move to the doorway fast.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #88 on: August 27, 2009, 08:01:11 pm »

The goo leaps and attacks, sucking on Lozza's face with an acidic, dissolving noise.
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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2009, 11:12:23 pm »

Someone with a gun ought to shoot that.

"Well, I'm out."

Pand runs awy while the goo is occupied.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I
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