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Author Topic: Paranoia  (Read 9208 times)

Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2009, 06:08:22 am »

No on/off switch can be found on the mutant detector.
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2009, 06:12:57 am »

"Does this thing require batteries?"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2009, 06:18:17 am »

The R&D tech says, "No, no batteries needed. Why do you ask?"
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Armok

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2009, 06:21:48 am »

well then I still take the belt and test that.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2009, 06:22:35 am »

"So that I know if it needs power of course."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2009, 06:25:50 am »

The lightning bolt lights up and a humming noise is heard as Eble turns the forcefield belt on.

The R&D rudely taps Eble on the shoulder and tells her, "One item per vict- test subject, please."
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Armok

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2009, 06:31:56 am »

"Oh, sorry"

I give back the partially drunkken chemical.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2009, 08:27:35 am »

I hold the flashlight sideways (not point at or away from me) and push the happy face button, then put it on the table and back up. If it doesn't explode, I reclaim it.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2009, 09:06:48 am »

Panda receives a painful electric shock.

"Beep! Please step away from the flashlight! Beep!"
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2009, 05:33:02 pm »

Ask the R&D guy what it's doing.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2009, 08:06:05 pm »

He says, "Anti-theft device. Keeps it away from CMTs."
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #71 on: August 23, 2009, 10:14:47 pm »

Ask how to get around it so I can test its other functions.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

major_sephiroth

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2009, 02:24:05 am »

Tauja gets out of line for 'treatment' and walks very quickly away, not taking any items.
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Kashyyk

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2009, 09:54:28 am »

Lozza takes a vial of purple liquid and tastes a small amount of it.
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Grek

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Re: Paranoia
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2009, 07:18:34 pm »

Laser turrets drop down.

"Red citizen Tauja-R-TEJ, you have forgotten to take your experimental equipment with you. Friend computer would be very disappointed if this equipment was not properly tested. You would not want to disappoint Friend Computer, would you?"

Meanwhile, Lozza's ears release a puff of steam. She seems alright, though.
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